"The Corrective Party have discovered a foul plot to replace small but perfectly formed studmuffin broadcaster Paul
Holmes with a GM sheep!!!" warned Sister Malodora today.
The Corrective Party's new leader accused the Christian Haemorrhoids of trying to insure it was a carbuncle partner in
any centre-right coalition of the future:
"Nationill supports GMOs- the Capon is one!!! Bill English entered Parliament in 1990, when the Capon jumped the fence
and wandered off to inflict tedium on the New Zealand electorate from a poorly supervised GM facility!!!"
"As for the sheep, we noted that there was a portrait of a sheep that bore only a passing resemblance to the mega-cute
hunky broadcaster in question on page three of the Bonvoyage, the Haemorrhoid party journal!!!"
"The Haemorrhoids may call the greens melons, but they're led by an old GM turkey past his use-by date!!!" concluded
Sister Malodora.
Contact: Sister Malodora
The Corrective Party:
Turning the Stomach
(06) 3583609