Letter to Politicians
From Holeproof Socks
Date
Name
Address
Dear Name
Political unity is possible — with new left and right socks!
Putting your best foot forward is a given in the hectic life of a politician.
And petty point scoring between left and right can be particularly painful for those who have the interests of the
country at heart.
So, to play our part in bringing together people of both sides of the political spectrum, we have sent you two left /
right socks. We have also sent your political opponent two left / right socks.
Even though these socks are apolitical, we’ve called them The Right Socks — purely because they are making a stand
against uncomfortable feet.
Your left/right pair is enclosed. Our suggestion: swap one of your socks with one of your rival’s and maybe we’ll all
get in step for the benefit of the country.
The Right Sock: a great idea for people who have to think on their feet.
Yours in moving forward
Greg Healey
General Manager