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Correctives: Penguins Assemble for Convention

Published: Tue 13 May 2003 03:38 PM
Correctives: Penguins Assemble for Convention
"The Corrective Party will be changing its name soon. We finally seem to have gotten rid of the SM nuns who threatened to make the party unelectable, and our Futile Directions Committee will be reporting back at the next Convention, at picturesque MacMurdo Sound." Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin MP, Corrective MP for the Ross Dependency, said today.
"Amongst the names canvassed are Antarctica Frost, Unit of Penguins and Penguinish Coalition. We are on track for a private members bill which will address the ravages of corn chip and potato chip addiction amongst hatchlings, where it leads to all sorts of unseemly behaviour. And could ARF New Zealand please stop bothering the huskies, they're frightening them?"
Contact: Tripitaka Adelie Penguin MP
Corrective Party
(06) 3569099

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