INDEPENDENT NEWS

Tripitaka Denies Corn Chip Accusations!!!

Published: Tue 11 Feb 2003 10:43 AM
Correctives: Tripitaka Denies Corn Chip and Ch*c*l*t* Accusations!!!
"Eeek, boing!!!" Sister Myocardial Infarcta said today, as her suspension from the Corrective Party organisation led to a massive display of nun chucking.
The Audibility General Office is still evaluating whether or not Ms Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin is guilty of misleading the public over her links to a charity trying to wean penguins off their damaging addictions to corn chips and ch*c*l*t*. Ms. Adelie-Penguin is alleged to have used the money to buy a stapler for protection against disgruntled SM nuns who were once dominatrixes of the party before its surprise entry into Parliament by the back door at the last election.
"This is a diversionary tactic, and prevents me from making witty comments about ARF New Zealand and the fact that Belladonna Aokautere-Ropata is being dogged by falsie accusations from flatulent fangbearers who should be banned under the Dog Control Act. Hmmm, come to think of it, I just did."

Next in New Zealand politics

More people getting into work
By: New Zealand Government
Boost in Whānau Ora funding to keep changing lives
By: New Zealand Government
Kaikōura $10.88 million boost in tourism & business
By: New Zealand Government
Plans to protect the future of whitebaiting announced
By: New Zealand Government
New resource for schools on climate change
By: New Zealand Government
Regulations pave way for quality medicinal cannabis
By: New Zealand Government
Gordon Campbell on a White Island inquiry
By: Gordon Campbell
7000 more young people on the dole under Labour
By: New Zealand National Party
Government failing to get Kiwis back into work
By: New Zealand National Party
Labour's soft line on welfare sees 25,000 more on benefit
By: ACT New Zealand
Benefit numbers continue upward trend
By: Lindsay Mitchell
Dunne Speaks: Turia is Right on Whanau Ora
By: Peter Dunne
Whānau Ora claim must be fast tracked, says Māori Party
By: The Maori Party
$10.98 million of PGF funding announced
By: Kaikoura District Council
Proposed whitebait rules are pitiful, won’t save native fish
By: Forest And Bird
View as: DESKTOP | MOBILEWe're in BETA! Send Feedback © Scoop Media