INDEPENDENT NEWS

Correctives: Ban Strange-Sect Marriages!!!

Published: Fri 14 Jun 2002 10:41 AM
"The Corrective Party read Pasta Graeme Lee's new book, "Futility, Polyester and Stupid Leadership" with much interest. This book reveals the sinister machinations of Christian Haemorrhoids, of their disgusting strange-sect relationship with the innocent Christian Dinnercups, and the takeover of the latter by a rustic American rural family from the Great Depression!!!" Sister Malodora said today.
"Strange sect marriages are against the laws of nature and good taste! Outlaw them!!!"
Sister Malodora
The Corrective Party:
Turning the Other Cheek
So We Can Spank It Properly
(06) 3583609

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