"The Corrective Party are reserving their judgement on Big Brother. We are prepared to be shocked, disgusted, appalled, stapled and pinned, but not until we test out our new Nun-Cam X-Ray Current Affairs CCTV on debonaire studmuffin Paul Holmes!!!" said Sister Malodora, leader of the Corrective Party today.

"We have nothing against surveillance of pulsating taut buttocks thrusting against lust-inducing lycra and leaving nothing to the imagination!!!" said Sister Ophelia Larret, Police Affairs spokesnun for the Correctives today.

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