INDEPENDENT NEWS

Correctives: Big Sister is Always Watching!!!

Published: Thu 6 Jun 2002 11:04 AM
"The Corrective Party are reserving their judgement on Big Brother. We are prepared to be shocked, disgusted, appalled, stapled and pinned, but not until we test out our new Nun-Cam X-Ray Current Affairs CCTV on debonaire studmuffin Paul Holmes!!!" said Sister Malodora, leader of the Corrective Party today.
"We have nothing against surveillance of pulsating taut buttocks thrusting against lust-inducing lycra and leaving nothing to the imagination!!!" said Sister Ophelia Larret, Police Affairs spokesnun for the Correctives today.
Sister Malodora The Corrective Party: Big Sister Was Always Watching (Until She Was Arrested)!!! (06) 3583609

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