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Correctives: Stop Burgering Corrupt Chickens!!!
"Qwaaark arqle kweek aareek qweep!!!" commented Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin, Corrective Deputy Leader and spokesbird on Avian Affairs at a sordid advertisment today.
In translation, Sister Malodora exclaimed:
"Sordid, filthy, wonton burgery!!! Heinous hamburger advertisements feature a lust-crazed bug-eyed foul fowl gazing with perverted desire at a bare-chested, pert-nippled semi (?) naked youth in a spa pool!!!"
She concluded: "Again, we are concerned that this advertisement may promote strange appetites in particular segments of the population!!!"
Contact:
Sister Malodora
Spokesnun
The Corrective
Party:
Repeated Burgery is
A Strange
Appetite!!!
(06) 3583609
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