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Shameful Naked Avians Exposed In Israel!!!

Published: Fri 24 May 2002 09:43 AM
Correctives: Shameful Naked Avians Exposed In Israel!!!
"Nude chickens are exposing themselves for all to see in Israel!!! Shameful, disgusting, lewd and vile!!! These creatures may expose vulnerable and disturbed people to carnal appetites for their pulsating, pink flesh. Stop it, stop it, we knew genetic modification would lead to something like this!!!" Sister Malodora, Corrective Party spokesnun, said today.
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