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Mad Aucklandian Prebbo Savages Kiwi Canine Icon!!!

Published: Tue 14 May 2002 02:32 PM
Correctives: Mad Aucklandian Prebbo Savages Kiwi Canine Icon!!!
"The ARF leader has gone too far this time!!! We have just received a heartbroken media report from heart- broken cartoonist Murray Balls stating that a certain mad dog was responsible for the death of his beloved little black and white mongrel!!!
While "dog" was rather too oversexed for our liking, at least he was a doggocratic socialist!!! We shall miss him, not merely because he has the same colouration as we do!!!"
"Strengthen dog control laws now!!!"
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