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Correctives: War on Transvestitism: Ban Scotland!!

Published: Thu 7 Feb 2002 02:27 PM
CORRECTIVE PARTY NUNIFESTO 2002
2. WAR ON TRANSVESTITISM!!!: Ban Scotland!!!
New Zealand faces the greatest threat to its existence ever since we were chased around by all of those "corporate transvestites" in the eighties!!! As is usual with offcentre- right groups, we've decided to blame someone else for everything.
Scotland is to blame for all of this!!! How many wholesome young men have been perverted by the sinister tartan skirt? How many haggises have been cruelly hunted down and turned into bagpipes?!! How many roads must a novice stride down before she gets called a nun??!! And as nothing is worn beneath the kilt., is it all in perfect working order??!!
We call on Helen Clark to ban Scotland!!!
Contact: Sister Malodora The Corrective Party: Turning the Corner (06) 3683609

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