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Stop Cinematic Violence Against the Undead!!!

Correctives: Stop Cinematic Violence Against the Undead!!!

"The Corrective Party is shocked at the lionisation of Peter Jackson, whose "Braindead" movie is nothing but a paean of discrimination against the undead!!!" said Sister Palpitatia today.

"Lord of the Things is even worse!!! Whole legions of innocent, manipulated undead Aucks are brutally dispatched before our eyes!!! New Zealand needs a Status of the Living Dead Act to help stamp out this sort of thing!!! The undead still have human genetic codes and brain death is a completely arbitrary marker of human functioning...

why discriminate against human beings who still look roughly like us, even given the fact that a limb or two has fallen off??"

Contact: Sister Palpitatia
The Corrective Party:
Turning the Stomach
(06) 3583609

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