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Capons and Genetic Modification Shock!!!

Published: Thu 1 Nov 2001 04:03 PM
"Graham Capon has a sinister hidden agenda in his benign pronouncements on genetic modification. The Corrective Party has long warned about the effects of old turkeys in New Zealand politics. We consider his latest cluckings to be part of a conspiracy to mass-produce his kind so they can be the beach-head of alien space turkeys from Uranus!!!" said Sister Astrolabile, astronun for the SM nun political wing.
"Capons cannot reproduce normally- never mind that elaborate hologram which makes it seem as if it has its own brood. Rather, it wants to lull us into a false sense of security before rampaging alien space turkeys invade this planet and force us to bear their progeny with their strange ovipositors!!!"
Contact Sister Palpitatia The Corrective Party: Turning the Stomach (06) 3583609

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