Scoop has an Ethical Paywall
Save Our Children from Obscene Essene Literature!!
"The Corrective Party is shocked, horrified, spindled, folded and mutilated that so-called "christian" groups are calling for the importation and viewing of obscene and Essence papyri that contains nothing but perverted obscene Essene "literature!!!" said Sister Malaris, Pustulant Mistress of the Corrective Party today in response to the recent Auckland mueseum furore.
"Now, we realise that there was no such thing as undergarments in those days and the winds got frisky around the Messadas, but is that any reason to talk about the abominable practice called 'letting it all hang out?' asked the head SM nun.
"This obscene Essene literature should not be allowed in the country, and we call for its prohibition from New Zealand!!! Anyone who calls for its open display here should be spanked!!!" concluded the Corrective Party Matrix Magna.
Contact: Sister Malaria SM (06) 3583609 The Corrective Party
Gordon Campbell: On The Hikoi Aftermath
Stats NZ: National Population Estimates: At 30 September 2024 (2018-base)
NZ Government: New Zealand’s COP29 National Statement
Surf Life Saving NZ: Volunteer Lifeguards Make Big Effort To Keep Us Safe, As Paid Lifeguard Service Commences In Northern Region
Action Station: Biggest Ever Community Petition, With Over 200,000 Signatures, Opposes Treaty Principles Bill
Palestinians for Hīkoi mō te Tiriti: Statement From Palestinian Leaders - Hīkoi Mō Te Tiriti Is A Historic Moment For All In Aotearoa
Anglican Church in Aotearoa: Anglican Archbishops To Join Hīkoi Mō Te Tiriti In Wellington
