"Revelations that Porky Pig was let off a foot and mouth cull will horrify many rural New Zealanders." commented Sister
Hydroponica, Agro Nun for the Corrective Party, in its latest comments on the Foot in Mouth epidemic in the United
Kingdom today.
"And what of other hooved creatures? How can we be sure that Miss Piggy is safe? And what of the Cow That Jumped Over
the Moon - what does that mean in biosecurity terms? And what of the Hamster Dances now doing the rounds in many
nightclubs?"
"The Correctives believe there should be a new, eco-censorship code so that children can learn environmentally
appropriate childrens stories that do not lead to untoward sympathies for acts of environmental vandalism." concluded
Sister Hydroponica.
"Oh, and we are encouraged by talk of Virgin Blue, which sounds like a decent, chaste and pure sort of airline company.
As virgins ourselves, the Corrective Party are sure that it will respect our biosecurity laws."
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