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Correctives: Stop Cruel Capon Rampages!!!
"Although the Corrective Party shares the horror of the Wellington animal rights group that protested the shredding of the day-old chicks at one venue recently, we feel that animals have responsibilities of their own toward us!!!"
Sister Raptophilia, Matrix Dominatrix, pointed to her party's old nemesis: "Why is it that a certain unpleasant Capon is allowed to screech and cluck at the top of its voice and no action is taken against it? Surely Parliament needs to legislate against these fowl political practices??!! Animals should not be cruel to us through repeated media exposure to old birds past their use date and making shrill and offensive outbursts. Although he has been quiet lately..." admitted the venomous SM nun.
Contact:
Sister Raptophilia SM
Matrix Dominatrix
Corrective
Party
06 3569099 ext 7750
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