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Tizard's Firm Hand, And Harvey's Crinkly Bottom

Published: Thu 5 Oct 2000 11:35 AM
Correctives: Judith Tizard's Firm Hand, And Bob Harvey's Crinkly Bottom!!!
Sister Psychotica SM today commended Judith Tizard, the Minister for Aucklandish Affairs, for her firm hand and "verbal spanking" of Bob Harvey:
"Well done, Ms. Tizard!!! Now the good citizens of the relevant part of Auckland can walk the streets without fear of seeing offensive parts of Mr.Harvey's anatomy, such as his buttocks. We also deplore his unneccessary exposure at a nudist camp some years ago. O for the days of traditional Victorian values, where such sights would be met with a stern matron wielding a heavy stick!!!"
"Happily, Ms. Tizard is that woman!!! We congratulate her for administering such a firm hand to the unruly Mr Harvey, who sometimes seems to be unduly obsessed with the Moon or Uranus rather than mundane affairs!!!" commented the Mistress Superior of the Corrective Party.
Contact: Sister Psychotica SM @ sadistasm.yahoo.co.nz/ 06 3583609.

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