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Correctives Were Right About Olympics!!!

"The Corrective Party was right about the sordid and lewd spectacle of the Olympics. According to an Australian newspaper report, athletes were incited to sex due to the heaving bodies in skintight shameful lycra around them!!! And what was more, there was the disgusting spectacle of the Australians at the closing ceremony!!??!?!!"

Sister Psychotica SM complained: "Now, there ARE jokes about preferred Australian sexual partners, but surely someone should censor their lewd national anthem. What IS all this about (gasp)"stuffing a jumbuck", anyway?!!!? I hope there were no children watching!!!"

"And as if that weren't bad enough, there were two gigantic phallic symbols parading around for all to see!!! All right, so they were bananas, but they are SHAPED suggestively!!!"

"New Zealanders must stop celebrating this filthy pagan ritual!!!"

Contact: Sister Psychotica SM @ sadistasm@yahoo.co.nz/ 06 3583609.


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