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Correctives: Holmes, the Flying Interviewer!!!
"I am deeply worried at reports that Winstone First deputy leader Peter Who is proposing to use anti- aircraft guns against low-flying Holmeses."
"For shame, Mr Who!!! Remember Saint Bertrille the Aerogymnastical?!?! If Mr Holmes can indeed fly around, it is a wondrous and miraculous sign, or possibly, there may be some of George Wobblebottom Bush's immoral coke doing the rounds in parliamentary vending machines. If Mr Holmes indeed shows these strange blessings, then he may develop tertiary virginity next!!!"
Sister Psychotica favoured the declaration of a Holmes season. However, she thought it only fair that he was free to use decoys...
Contact: Sister Psychotica SM/ 06 3583609 /sadistasm@yahoo.co.nz
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