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"Man" Named Shirley Criticises Mr.Gillon!!!

The Corrective Party has just noticed that a "man" (?) named Shirley has criticised that nice one-eyed Grant Gillon, the Alliance MP who urged us all to watch out for Tory overtures that corrupt innocent ovines!!!

Apparently, this man named Shirley is an ARF MP. Well, quite frankly, the Corrective Party urges people not to listen to this "man" named Shirley until she gets a more appropriate gender, or he changes his name to something more manly like Peter Wells or Mika.

Stamp out droit de pasture!!! Support the Correctives ANTI-BESTIALITY FLAGELLATION BILL!!!

Contact: Sister Sadista SM sadistasm@yahoo.co.nz 06 3583609

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