Famously, Sherlock Holmes once concluded that it can be the watchdog’s failure to bark that is of the greatest significance. In the Conan Doyle story Silver Blaze – it’s about a missing racehorse – Inspector Gregory asks, “Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my
attention?” To which Holmes responds: “To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.” “But,” protests the
Inspector, “the dog did nothing in the night-time.” At which Holmes delivers the punch-line: “That was the curious incident.”
Aha. So the watchdog knew the culprit, all too well. Let us now turn our attention if we may, to the nefarious practices of the Australian
Banking Gang, and in particular to their extraordinary level of profit taking from New Zealand. ANZ made a record $1.99
billion profit in 2018, which works out at $416 extracted from every single New Zealander
. BNZ has racked up a $1.029 billion profit the same year
. Westpac’s profit was up by 5% this year, to $1,017 billion as well
. In June 2018, ASB reported a 10% rise in profit to $1.177 billion
Have those profit levels, could those profit levels possibly be the product of fair and square dealing that puts the needs of the customer first?
Unlikely, my dear Watson. Alas, our watchdog did not bark. Across the Tasman though, their guardian hound – the Royal
Commission into banking practices – has been barking very loudly indeed about the activities of the Australian banks
that own the main New Zealand banks. Yesterday, it issued 76 recommendations for change, among them the creation of a
compensation and remediation scheme for the banking industry’s victims that could top the $6 billion mark
The Commission also recommended that at least two of the institutions involved should be made liable for criminal
In particular, Commissioner Justice Kenneth Hayne singled out for condemnation the responses of the National Australia
Bank, which wholly owns the BNZ in this country:
"NAB also stands apart from the other three major banks," Mr Hayne wrote. Having heard from both the CEO, Mr [Andrew]
Thorburn, and the chair, Dr [Ken] Henry, I am not as confident as I would wish to be that the lessons of the past have
been learned… More particularly, I was not persuaded that NAB is willing to accept the necessary responsibility for
deciding, for itself, what is the right thing to do, and then having its staff act accordingly."
By contrast, the other major banks confessed to their misdeeds:
The chairs and CEOs of ANZ, Commonwealth Bank and Westpac offered apologies and conceded their bank's mistakes when they
were compelled to appear at the royal commission's final round of hearings in November.
Those misdeeds included, Hayne found, customers being charged for services they had never received and/or being charged
such fees even after they had died. Hayne findings envisaged new structures and procedures for the banking industry’s
involvement in superannuation packages, in handling farm debt and in its lending practices and recovery methods with
respect to small and medium scale business. The Commissioner also urged the Australian Securities and Investment
Commission (ASIC) to launch prosecutions of banks and financial services companies whenever malpractice has been
Mr Hayne urged ASIC to launch legal action when dealing with large corporations, rather than just issuing infringement
notices when they breach laws. He said infringement notices should only be used in administrative matters. "Misconduct
will be deterred only if entities believe that misconduct will be detected, denounced and justly punished," he wrote in
To that end, Hayne wants to see a climate prevail where the corporate law enforcement agency actually enforces the law –
from a starting point where breaches result in court action instead of, as the ABC news organisation put it “ the
softly, softly approach that has encouraged the major banks to treat ASIC with contempt.”
Poor oversight lets everyone down:
The free-for-all, or perhaps fee-for-all, approach to financial services was facilitated by lax oversight and an
industry built upon bonuses and incentives. At some stage, it developed into wholesale theft on a grand scale….
Our timid hounds
Curiously, our watchdogs at the RBNZ did not bark very vigorously at all at the Aussie banks. Late last year the RBNZ
concluded that our banks did not display the same behaviours that Hayne has now condemned. It found instead that such as
they were, the bank’s conduct problems derived from its internal culture, and were not widespread
Very curious. To believe that… one would need to live in a rather strange world. One in which massive profits are being
racked up by the local outlets of Australian parent banks that have acted very badly on their own turf, but that – for
some reason – have not behaved in the same ways here in New Zealand. Gosh. What on earth caused this sudden inrush of
virtue to Aussie banks, once they’d set up shop here?
Even curiouser… The RBNZ findings (that any banking problems here are caused by an internal culture that’s gone a bit
awry) look remarkably like the failed defence that was mounted by the NAB top brass at the Hayne inquiry. Here in New Zealand, the RBNZ
focussed almost entirely on whether top bank managers have been too “complacent” in their attitudes towards the public,
or whether individual staff may have been overly zealous in peddling the bank’s products. As a consequence, banks could
sometimes seem to be acting in their best own interests, and not on behalf of their customers! Fancy that.
In front of the Royal Commission, the National Bank of Australia’s CEO Andrew Thorburn tried to peddle exactly the same
line, citing excessive zeal and poor management of internal processes as the root cause of any mistakes made. Hayne
wasn’t buying it:
The Commissioner said Mr Thorburn tried to portray the charging of fees for no service as a, "product of poor systems
and carelessness" and "just professional negligence".
Mr Hayne hit back: "I cannot and do not accept this. I thought it telling that Mr Thorburn treated all issues of fees
for no service as nothing more than carelessness combined with system deficiencies when the total amount to be repaid by
NAB and NULIS on this account is likely to be more than $100 million," he said.
Meaning: given (a) the size of the compensation and remediation bill in Australia and (b) the scale of the profits being
extracted from the NZ customer base, there are structural issues involved, not merely a few unfortunate over-reachings
made by individual staff. That being so, where is the official analysis – say, by the Commerce Commission – of the NZ
banking industry’s profit structures, to see how and where those mega-profits are being generated, and what can be done
to regulate them down from the stratosphere?
Last year, PM Jacinda Ardern was publicly expressing her concern that oil companies seemed to be fleecing ordinary New
Zealanders at the petrol pump. Well, multi-billion profits are being extracted by banks from ordinary New Zealanders and
these profit levels are rising at rates of 5% and 10% on top of previously record annual profits. Yet all we’re hearing
from the government is that this is a “conduct” and a “culture” issue. In effect, the banks have been put on notice that
they need to be more polite to their customers while ripping them off. According to Finance Minister Grant Robertson,
the banks need to “up their game” and keep the customer’s long-term interests in mind. LOL.
Late last year, the coalition government said it would be waiting until Australia has concluded its Royal Commission
into the banking industry, before considering what regulatory response if any, New Zealand might make. That day has
arrived. Yet in time honoured fashion, our watchdogs will reportedly be chewing over the Hayne report carefully (until
media interest has subsided) before deciding whether to bark.
Not for the first time, we’ve delegated to the Australians all the donkey work involved in analysing the structure of
the banking industry, and have then chosen to assert that things are done differently here. All logic would suggest
otherwise. Presumably, our Commerce Commission could embark on its own market studies of this industry, now that can do
so off its own bat. But would it be given the resources to do so? Probably not.
In all likelihood, we’ll never know what level of damage is being done to our economy by the mega-profits being siphoned
offshore by the Aussie banks. Or the validity of (a) the margins they charge, and (b) the fees they extract. But by
jingo, Finance Minister Grant Robertson will on their case if they don’t improve how their counter staff treat their
From back when Randy Newman could still scandalise the bourgeoisie on behalf of those who liked to think themselves in
on the joke:
Much prefer Wilbert Harrison. From late in his career, here’s Harrison deploying his famously ramshackle and droning one
man band operation to “Just Got To Have Some Money Honey, (Part One)”: