Fantasy and Speculation: The Al-Hilli Killings, Miss Marple and Jason Bourne
It isn’t because someone says there is a dispute between two brothers that he is necessarily the prime suspect in the
murder, with bullets to the head, of an entire family.
Eric Maillaud, French Public Prosecutor on the al-Hilli killings, Sep 7, 2012
Murder can be lots of fun – if you are a conspiracy theorist. What is troubling with these matters is that the kernel of
truth is like the Princess and the pea. The latter may be hard to avoid, a troubling discomfort amidst the extensive
padding. Hence the valuable currency of intrigue.
What richer ingredients for the gory scene do we need? A hitman or serial killer (dare we use the plural?), shooting
members of a British Iraqi family in a quiet location near the French Alpine village of Chevaline above Lake Annecy. Two
young survivors, one hiding under the corpse of her mother for eight hours. A heroic Brit who saved the life of
seven-year-old Zainab al-Hilli by simply being there at the right time. A cyclist, most probably an unfortunate who
stumbled onto the scene, shot five times. (The drama reaches fever pitch with the voyeuristic Daily Mail (Sep 7) obsessed by shot details, blood and clues.)
Whatever can be derived from this, the facts are brutal. Saad al-Hilli of Claygate, Surrey, along with his wife Ikbal
and an elderly woman were shot twice through the car’s windows, though depending on which account you find, it may well
have been three times. As the Daily Mail tends to be numerically challenged, the figures are bound to change. The two children survived, though the older girl
suffered beatings and gun wounds. The children, being the only witnesses to the killings, are being hounded by
psychiatrists and police alike for clues.
British fantasies of mass death revolve around country sets and lush greenery – the sort that former Prime Minister John
Major poetically inscribed. Think warm ale, ladies cycling to church on a Sunday, and cricket on the village green. If
it’s not the doddering, sinister Miss Marple increasing the mortality rate in communities by her very appearance, it’s
Inspector Barnaby of Midsomer Common finding both morgue and desk full of bloody items. Where there is peace, quite and
robins, there is death.
A cursory glance of the reports coming out of the Chevaline killings suggests that the Miss Marple narrative is forming
in certain press circles. The murders may have arisen out of a family inheritance disagreement. Saad al-Hilli’s brother
has been put into the picture. “It seems,” claims Public Prosecutor Eric Maillaud, “there was a dispute about money… The
brother must be heard at length.” For the English sensibility, one can kill for that, and less.
These killings are, however, of another order. They seem a touch exotic. For the Daily Mail, they are not in the spirit of the amateurish code. From cricket to murder, Briton has very much been a fan of the
capable amateur. These killings seem foreign and slick – this is discomfortingly professional. In the words of an
unnamed source, “The fact that intense gunfire was heard for less than 30 seconds – and it was so brutally effective –
strengthens the theory of experienced hit-men being responsible.” The Daily Mail, true to form, note that police are “hunting for a Peugeot 4x4 being driven by a man in a black shirt which was spotted
near the scene by a young woman and an RAF veteran who stumbled across the bloodbath.”
Julian Stedman, al-Hilli’s accountant, was not averse to speculating about the professionalism of the murders. “They
were shot through the head so that sounds like a professional killing, which is really very worrying. A casual killer
would not do that.” When accountants turn into criminologists, something is truly afoot. Move over Agatha Christie;
enter, then, into matters more familiar with adrenaline pumping Robert Ludlum.
A struggle is taking place only hours after the killings over narratives - will Miss Marple or Jason Bourne win out in
how best to digest this event? Are we talking about matters of inheritance and squalid fraternal disagreement over
properties, or an international playground in which JB will warm his trigger and crack a few skulls with an assassin’s
decorum? It may not even be any of these – one suggestion is that the murders were racially motivated.
An international spy dimension might be involved – at least that would be the theory if you start wading through the
greyish flotsam. Al-Hilli, an engineer from Iraq, was on a British special branch watch list when the Iraq War started
in 2003, though this nugget is another Daily Mail special. He worked in computer-assisted design for Surrey Satellites, owned by the defense contractor EADS (Guardian, Sep 7). The logic of conspiracy is as tenable here as the design theory about the universe. Pieces fall neatly into
place, provided you can find them.
The shot cyclist Sylvain Mollier from Ugine, ponder the bloggers, the bored and the mildly insane, worked for Cezus, a
subsidiary of Areva. Areva so happens to be chief producer of zirconium, a metal used for nuclear fuel cladding. Areva,
in turn, has links with Eurodif, which Iran obtained a 10 percent stake during the reign of the Shah. Finger pointing at
Mossad is bound to follow – when one has run out of ideas, the Israeli secret service is a handy culprit.
The French police will be dismissed by the armchair populists across the channel as incompetent – don’t forget Princess
Diana, intone the indignant crime watchers – and the al-Hilli murders will provide as much entertainment, if not more
so, than a quiet evening with Barnaby and a bloodied cricket bat.
Binoy Kampmark was a Commonwealth Scholar at Selwyn College, Cambridge. He lectures at RMIT University, Melbourne.