The Week In HeadlinesSubedited by Lyndon Hood
Kiss of John Key Turns National Party Into Beautiful Princess
Helen Clark Remains Predictably Agitated
After Fiji Prime Minster Overthrown Over Corruption Allegations,
Foreshore Legislation
Report Attributes Prison Van Death To Multiple Corrections Failings;
Murderer Also Implicated
Wine Competition Leads To Whine Competition
Christmas Party Had
First Rumsfeld, Then Brash, Bolton, Friedman, Pinochet, Basset -
US Midterms Claim More Victims
Release Of 2050 Energy Strategy Leads To
Parliamentary Hot Air Trading
Draft Energy Efficiency Strategy: Save Power By Reducing Drafts
Brash Inadvertently Reads Out 'From', 'Subject' Lines In Valedictory Speech
Nats To Contest 2008 Election On Global Warming, Maori Issues -
Labour To Propose Tax Cuts
Drugged, Cellphone-Using Driver Industry Complains Of Over-Regulation
Telecom Unbundling Bill Solves Every Problem In Country
Parliament Stops Sitting; Politicians Keep Lying
Public Servants To Work Even Less Over Christmas Season
Anarchists, Fascists Point Out Nation Still Functions
Without Parliament in Session
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