The Best Of 'NOT PC'
Brash's Agenda, & Lawyers Trotters
Two opinion-pieces by Peter Cresswell from his Blog Not PC
1. Brash's Secret Agenda
2. Lawyers with their Trotters in the Electoral Trough1. Brash's Secret Agenda
Is Don Brash a radical
?' asked the Greens' Frogblog recently. Yes!!! trumpets in answer a thousand Labour billboards, press releases, PM press
conferences and activists and candidates out on the hustings. Brash is, in the words of 'neutral' journalist John
Campbell, "a wolf in sheep's clothing."
It must be true because so many people are saying it, right?
"National are social anarchists," said Russell Fairbrother in parliament yesterday. "Radical policy change is what is on
offer from National," says Madame Helen. A Brash government would be "preparing for privatisation" everything from the
beaches to the government's high country land to all of its schools, hospitals, and energy trusts -- so say respectively
various iwi, the twitterers at Forest and Bird, and the Dullard who is beginning to quack as the election date draws
ever closer (and Bwash the wadical no doubt begins to haunt his dreams). The nuclear ships ban would, under Brash, be
"gone by lunchtime"; Brash would have NZ troops in Iraq; Brash is having his policy written for him in Washington...
Blimey, the man starts to sound like some sort of a libertarian legend!
Bloggers and their commenters are even more hyperbolic, clearly having been leaked Brash's "secret agenda," to which
only they at present enjoy access. Joy
at the Frogblog is concerned at his plans to "squash worker protection," and his RMA plans that are "slash and burn and
at Just Left is all over the park in fright at the prospect of a Brash government: "If this guy was 'commander in
chief' at the time of the ILLEGAL invasion, he would have sent Kiwis to war and most possibly their death... Kiwi's home
in bodybags vs Doonegate"! And good old Left Wing Nutter Millsy
is so scared he wants to see concerted action to stop the election of a Brash government, "even if it means industrial
paralysis...breaking the law ... and blood on the streets" to do so. Ooh er!
That's a lot of hatred to have engendered, and a big radical agenda for a quiet Presbyterian like Brash to accomplish...
and sadly none of that alleged agenda is true. I for one wish much of it were true. Brash is a social liberal and an honest conservative, but by his own admission he's not a libertarian
, and unlike the Libertarianz
(who do openly advocate much of the above, particularly the wholesale privatisation), radical reform of the kind that
Labour are suggesting so hysterically is the secret Brash agenda is not even on National's radar screen, and I say that
with sincere regret.
Brash himself denies
in interviews being anything other than Labour-lite; their RMA proposals, are, in their own architect's words, just window dressing
; the beaches they've promised to nationalise, not privatise; and privatisation
, even of Kiwibank, TVNZ and Air New Zealand has been ruled out. So where the hell is the radicalism when you really
It sure as hell ain't in the National caucus room, whatever the Labour Party and its various mouthpieces might have you
Q: So will a National-led minority Government be fundamentally different to the present Labour-led variety?
A: No. On every fundamental point of policy, you could hardly slide a sheet of blue policy paper between their
respective positions. See
Q: So why does everyone get so excited when National goes up in the polls?
A: Because after six years of her bossing around the sheeple, a lot of people have had enough of Madame Helen.
Q: But voting her out won't fundamentally change anything policy-wise?
A: No, it won't. People generally vote to get governments out, rather than to put new governments in. That doesn't stop
new governments thinking they have a 'mandate' of course. And it doesn't stop people exciting themselves over the
prospect of seeing new faces in the same old offices, even if they are doing pretty much the same old things.
Q: You don 't sound very excited at the prospect yourself .
A: Well spotted youngster.
Cartoon by Richard McGrail, courtesy The Free Radical
[NOTE: Clicking onthe cartoon will open a legible versi0n thereof. :-) ]
2. Lawyers with their Trotters in the Electoral Trough
I have a letter in front of me from "the official publication of the NZ Law Society," that bastion of rectitude, probity
and worthy self-importance that looks after the interests of all New Zealand's lawyers -- except of course when their
name is Rob Moodie.
They've noticed that there is an election coming up, and they would like me to respond on behalf of the Libertarianz to
the issues that concern them this election year, especially Libertarianz's "policies in relation to the law." Foolishly,
I began thinking what I could say about our support for the Rule of Law
and of slashing legislation to make the law more simple and more accessible, of our enthusiasm for Common Law
and its principled protection of property rights, and of our proposed Constitution
protecting individual rights ... I say "foolishly" because reading on it quickly became apparent that none of these
things are of any interest to the Assistant Editor of "the official publication of the NZ Law Society."
What he is specifically interested in is our attitude to legal aid. Specifically, he is asking me for our attitude to
the following: 1) "changes to eligibility ...so that more people can obtain representation through legal aid"; 2) an
increase in rates for legal aid; 3) a bigger budget for legal aid; and 4) more experienced lawyers needing to submit
bigger legal aid bills if they're going to be interested.
Put simply, what Mr Frank Neill, Assistant Editor of LawTalk wants to know is this: Are we promising to to give lawyers more money if elected? That's it really. Are we promising
more for all the snouts in the legal trough, and a bigger trough for all those snouts to go into? That's the substance
of the "election special" in Frank's upcoming issue -- and you can bet all the parties bar Libertarianz will be falling
over themselves to promise increased gobs of your cash to be handed out to lawyers, who as we all know are in a parlous
state nationwide, poor dears.
Take poor Deborah Manning for example, whose law firm McLeod & Associates have only manage to pull down a paltry $2 million or so from the taxpayer in defending Ahmed Zaoui's bid to
stay in New Zealand. Surely we can help Deborah and McLeod & Associates, can't we? She herself might question
"the importance of money as a motivation to succeed," but you can be sure the rest of her partners aren't complaining
about the largesse being flung their way.
So on reflection, the best answer I can give to Mr Frank Neill (email: email@example.com) and the readers of LawTalk -- "the official publication of the NZ Law Society" -- is to point him to the Libertarianz Unemployment Policy
Unemployment under Libertarianz would increase dramatically: among politicians, lawyers, accountants, resource management
consultants, iwi consultants, town planners, arborists, politicians, bureaucrats, tax collectors, WINZ staff, and
salaried busybodies of every stripe. With the dead weight of these parasites out of our way the rest of us can get on
with our lives, while the moochers re-educate themselves for life in a world that no longer owes them a living.
With some very few noticeable exceptions, the more I see of lawyers and their venality, the more I find myself in favour
of nationalising the lot of them. Put that in your official journal, Frank. Or maybe just print these two quotes from
H.L. Mencken for your members and see if they get the point: 1)"An election is an advance auction of stolen goods"; and
All the extravagance and incompetence of our present Government is due, in the main, to lawyers, and, in part at least,
to good ones. They are responsible for nine-tenths of the useless and vicious laws that now clutter the statute-books,
and for all the evils that go with the vain attempt to enforce them. Every Federal judge is a lawyer. So are most
Congressmen. Every invasion of the plain rights of the citizens has a lawyer behind it. If all lawyers were hanged
tomorrow, and their bones sold to a mah jong factory, we'd be freer and safer, and our taxes would be reduced by almost
a half.Should there be any further questions after that, Frank, then please do not hesitate to write them on a small piece of
stiff parchment, fold it until it's all sharp corners, and then insert it where the sun doesn't shine. It's an exercise
lawyers such as those you represent should do more often.
[UPDATE: Here's an interesting footnote that's been sent to me: Deborah Manning, star of the Ahmed Zaoui travelling
circus and recipient of that $2 million of legal aid, is herself on the Auckland Law Society's Legal Aid Committee
. Can anyone spell 'conflict of interest'?]