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Captions: The Mother Of All Photo Opportunities

We have had an outstanding reaction to our "Mother Of All Photo Opportunities" photo caption competition. A big thank you to all the readers who entered. Your wit and insight can be viewed below. To those whose entries are missing, remember this is a family friendly website. – The Scoop Editor

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George arrives on the Abraham Lincoln


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BUSH: "One minute the Statue of Liberty was standing straight up like this, and the next she was being yanked off her pedestal. Hot damn, that USA PATRIOT Act's a fine piece of military machinery!" – RB, California

BUSH: "..I was upright like this one minute , then kerthunk! face down on the runway thanks to my ol'friend Jack Daniels, don't know where I went after that son..." - AB

BUSH : "It was comin at me Seargent, right between the eyes, but I shot it down I made certain of it...and it was a big one - I used half a can of RAID !" – AB

BUSH : "No, no, not a full Nazi salute - just a little right wing thing I'm playing around with. Let's call it the Imperial Wave." - Stephen O

BUSH : " How do you get it to go UP??????????? I could never get it to do that!!" – AG California

BUSH : "Yes, I deserted like a rocket!" –Tommy, Italy

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BUSH:: "Soldier, if you ever question the legitimacy of my authority again I'll karate chop that stupid grin right off your face with my arm of mass destruction!" - Theolonius

BUSH: "This outfit gives me a boner just like this, see...." - Nikki

BUSH: "Hi. I'm not a fighter pilot, but I play one on TV." - MDE

BUSH: "This is my customized version of how they saluted Hitler . . . you got that boy?" – DM

BUSH: "You should try it on coke!" --S. Stanley, U.S.A.

BUSH: Yep there it goes...... my brain stopped. - JS

BUSH: (silently biting his tongue and thinking) "fawk! I got my zip stuck." – KR

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George Praying Before His Flight


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BUSH: "Is the coke still on my thumb?" --S. Stanley, U.S.A.

BUSH: "Please Daddy, can we hurry this up, I'm missing Teletubbies." - JS

Bush Thinking…. "This is such crap....I think I'll catch up on some zzzzzzzzzs. That Diet Coke didn't do a thing for me this morning." – AG California

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And A New Picture ….


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"Mr. President, welcome to your Teletubbies aircraft-carrier, these are Tinky-Winky, Dipsy,
Laa-Laa, Po..." – HS Germany

"Mission accomplished, Iraq people are now bombed back to stone age by a chimpanzee
leading teletubbies with their high-tech toys of killing." – HS Germany

PO: "Again, again, again, again, again." Bush: "Who told you?"– AT

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