NOTE: The following is Scoop's sixth bank story. Richard has earned himself a double pass to The Bank movie, coming to a
cinema near you soon. See... Scoop Interactive: Do You Hate Banks? for info on how you too can bend an ear or two and score a double pass to The Bank Movie.
Banks Are Bad (A Poem)
Banks are bad, they make me mad
They have forms that are too complex
They charge too much for bank cheques
They don't care about little accounts
They're only after huge amounts
Their queues are long, their hours short
And they provide awful phone support
Richard Davis