SHARP LITERATURE: Unpublished Children's Titles
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SHARP LITERATURE: Unpublished Children's Titles
A list of Sharp children’s book titles that have, for some reason, never quite made it to the retail shelves...
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The
Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New
Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and
Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do
Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So
Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the
High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats go to Hell
10. The
Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12.
That's it, I'm Putting You up for Adoption
13. Grandpa
Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned
Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The
Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best
Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your
Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids
Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And
Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is
Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where
Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and
Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical
Outlet be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide
Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You
Cry
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