Grumpy Old Women Are Back in Game of Crones
Touring NZ March & April 2017
Yes they're back! This time with magic! GRUMPY OLD WOMEN bring their Game of Crones to answer the unanswerable. How to fix absolutely everything!!
They conquered NZ with GRUMPY OLD WOMEN, took Australia and the Universe by storm with 50 Shades of Beige and now they're in another World. Yes!
GRUMPY OLD WOMEN: GAME OF CRONES is coming and it offers practical remedies for the atrocities of modern life.
Advice for administering safe torture to prevent snoring using BBQ tools. Demonstrations of how to clean the bath whilst
having mediocre sex at the same time. How to overeat on a diet. What to do when the man in your life kisses your
miniature Schnauzer more than you.
In Game of Crones, the young are discussed and then dismissed. Men are lovingly disembowelled. Old fashioned housekeeping practises
resurrected; is it too late to learn to sniff meat to determine if it’s past its use by date?
GRUMPY OLD WOMEN will stop for nothing on their mission to slay the dragons of nonsense and reclaim the kingdom of common sense ...well
maybe a glass of wine and a lie down.
The show has plenty of laughs, poorly supported breasts and unreliable statistics, so for a night of unbridled fun bring
your swords and handbags and learn from the sorceresses themselves, how to survive the modern kingdom of Aoteoroa.
Geraldine Brophy directs and stars with Lynda Milligan and Julie Edwards in this hilarious piece of fantasy thankfully
without nudity or real blood.March1WhangareiForum North8pm 2KerikeriThe Centre8pm 3AucklandBMC8pm 4HamiltonClarence Street4pm and 8pm 5New PlymouthTSB8pm 7WellingtonOpera House8pm 9RangioraTown Hall8pm 11ChristchurchAurora Centre4pm and 8pm 12OamaruOpera House8pm 13InvercargillCivic8pm 14DunedinRegent8pm 15TimaruTheatre Royal8pm 17AshburtonEvent Centre8pm 18BlenheimASB Theatre8pm 21Lower HuttLittle Theatre8pm 22KapitiSouthwards8pm 23Palmerston NorthRegent8pm 24WanganuiRoyal Operal House8pm 25CartertonEvents Centre8pm 26NapierCentury Theatre4pm 31AucklandSky City8pmApril1AucklandSky City4pm 2TaurangaBaycourt4pm
ends