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Grumpy Old Women Touring NZ in February, March & April 2017
GRUMPY OLD WOMEN
ARE
BACK IN
GAME OF
CRONES
Touring NZ in February, March & April 2017
Tickets on sale NOW
Yes they're back! This time with magic! GRUMPY OLD WOMEN bring their Game of Crones to answer the unanswerable. How to fix absolutely everything!!
They conquered NZ with
GRUMPY OLD WOMEN, took Australia and the
Universe by storm with 50 Shades of Beige and now
they're in another World. Yes!
GRUMPY OLD
WOMEN: GAME OF CRONES is coming
and it offers practical remedies for the atrocities of
modern life.
Advice for administering safe torture to prevent snoring using BBQ tools. Demonstrations of how to clean the bath whilst having mediocre sex at the same time. How to overeat on a diet. What to do when the man in your life kisses your miniature Schnauzer more than you.
In
Game of Crones, the young are discussed and then
dismissed. Men are lovingly disembowelled. Old fashioned
housekeeping practises resurrected; is it too late to learn
to sniff meat to determine if it’s past its use by
date?
GRUMPY OLD WOMEN will stop for
nothing on their mission to slay the dragons of nonsense and
reclaim the kingdom of common sense ...well maybe a glass of
wine and a lie down.
The show has plenty of laughs, poorly supported breasts and unreliable statistics, so for a night of unbridled fun bring your swords and handbags and learn from the sorceresses themselves, how to survive the modern kingdom of Aoteoroa.
Geraldine Brophy directs and stars with Lynda Milligan and Julie Edwards in this hilarious piece of fantasy thankfully without nudity or real blood.
| Feb | 28 | Whangarei | Forum North | 8pm | Ticketek |
| March | 1 | Whangarei | Forum North | 8pm | Ticketek |
| 2 | Kerikeri | The Centre | 8pm | The Centre | |
| 3 | Auckland | BMC | 8pm | Ticketmaster | |
| 4 | Hamilton x 2 | Clarence Street | 4pm and 8pm | Ticketek | |
| 5 | New Plymouth | TSB | 8pm | Ticketek | |
| 7 | Wellington | Opera House | 8pm | Ticketek | |
| 9 | Rangiora | Town Hall | 8pm | Ticketek | |
| 10 | Christchurch | Aurora Centre | 8pm | Ticketek | |
| 11 | Christchurch x 2 | Aurora Centre | 4pm and 8pm | Ticketek | |
| 12 | Oamaru | Opera House | 8pm | Ticketdirect | |
| 13 | Invercargill | Civic | 8pm | Ticketdirect | |
| 14 | Dunedin | Regent | 8pm | Ticketdirect | |
| 15 | Timaru | Theatre Royal | 8pm | Ticketek | |
| 17 | Ashburton | Event Centre | 8pm | Ticketdirect | |
| 18 | Blenheim | ASB Theatre | 8pm | Ticketdirect | |
| 19 | Nelson x2 | Theatre Royal | 4pm and 8pm | Ticketdirect | |
| 21 | Lower Hutt | Little Theatre | 8pm | Ticketek | |
| 22 | Kapiti | Southwards | 8pm | Ticketek | |
| 23 | Palmmy | Regent | 8pm | Ticketdirect | |
| 24 | Wanganui | Royal Operal House | 8pm | RWOH | |
| 25 | Carterton | Events Centre | 8pm | www.eventfinda.co.nz | |
| 26 | Napier x2 | Century Theatre | 4pm and 8pm | Ticketek | |
| 28 | Gisborne | War Memorial | 8pm | Stephen Jones Photography | |
| 29 | Rotorua | HMPAC | 8pm | Ticketmaster | |
| 30 | Auckland | Sky City | 8pm | Ticketek | |
| 31 | Auckland | Sky City | 8pm | Ticketek | |
| April | 1 | Auckland | Sky City | 4pm | Ticketek |
| 2 | Tauranga | Baycourt | 4pm and 8pm | Ticketek |
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