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Heath Franklin’s Chopper - Live From Anzakistan

Heath Franklin’s Chopper - Live From Anzakistan

As seen on TV3’s Chopper’s Republic of Anzakistan and 7 Days

After taking the former countries of New Zealand and Australia, throwing out the shit bits, and creating the world’s newest superpower Anzakistan, Chopper is back and ready to law down the law.

He may not have any experience, but at least you know where he stands - right behind a moustache.

Now is the time to say ’Yes we can’.

Call in sick for work because you’re hung-over? ’Yes we can’.

Tracksuit pants to a job interview? ’Yes we can’.

Can you stop at the bottle shop on the way over? ‘Yes we can’.

And wouldn't it be great we had a leader who could just happily admit he was ‘a dodgy bastard’, a thief and a crook? The future for our glorious nation is bright with Chopper as your leader, that’s why he’s wearing sunglasses.

After dominating the airwaves in 2015, Chopper’s back on stage, and in stabbing distance, armed with a brand new hour of comedy as tours Anzakistan; visiting Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch, Nelson, Dunedin, Whangarei and Tauranga.

Citizens of Anzakistan, join the revolution – harden up and book tickets now. Viva la Moustache!


‘Australia’s funniest comedy character... The Sunday Mail

‘This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy…packed with good gags and ‘so wrong its right’ moments’ Chortle UK

HEATH FRANKLIN’S CHOPPER - LIVE FROM ANZAKISTAN:

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WHANGAREI
Dates: Tuesday 10 May
Venue: Forum North
Booking: www.ticketek.co.nz

TAURANGA
Dates: Wednesday 11 May
Venue: Baycourt Community & Arts Centre
Booking: www.ticketek.co.nz
ON SALE MON DEC 21

AUCKLAND
Dates: Thursday 12 – Saturday 14 May
Venue: Sky City
Booking: www.ticketek.co.nz

WELLINGTON
Dates: Sunday 15 May
Venue: Opera House
Booking: www.ticketek.co.nz

NELSON
Dates: Tuesday 17 May
Venue: Theatre Royal
Booking: www.ticketdirect.co.nz
ON SALE MON DEC 21

CHRISTCHURCH
Dates: Wednesday 18 May
Venue: Isaac Theatre Royal
Booking: www.ticketek.co.nz

DUNEDIN
Dates: Thursday 19 May
Venue: Mayfair Theatre
Booking: www.ticketek.co.nz
ON SALE MON DEC 21

Tickets: $38 - $45 (service fees may apply)

As part of the 2016 NZ International Comedy Festival from 22 April - 15 May.
For the full line-up of shows in the Festival head to comedyfestival.co.nz

ENDS

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