The South Island run by the French? Quelle Horreur!
Dave Armstrong’s smash hit comedy returns to Downstage
Every time a new season of Le Sud, Dave Armstrong’s hit comedy about a French-speaking South Island and an
English-speaking North Island, is about to begin, he pays particular attention to news headlines and TV bulletins. ‘Last
year at Downstage the scandal about Bill English receiving 800 dollars a week rent from the taxpayer broke the day
before opening night’ explains Armstrong. ‘Thanks to some quick rewriting on my part and actor Mark Ruka being able to
think on his feet, we were able to add a short scene about it on opening night. It went down very well, but because one
bit of the script was written the day before, some people thought the entire show was written the day before.’
Le Sud had a sell-out season in 2009 at Downstage and is now back there by popular demand. So can we expect new material
in this version? ‘Every time I do a new season,’ explains Armstrong, ‘and there have been many, I try and both localise
the script and keep it topical. When it was performed in Auckland by the Auckland Theatre Company, I added heaps of
stuff about the super city and they loved it. All these councilors who I was trying to cruelly lampoon kept emailing ATC
saying how much they loved it. It was extremely frustrating.’ The play did record box office in Auckland, being seen by
over 10,000 people and surpassing even last year’s hit Pohutukawa Tree.
With the return season at Downstage, Lyndsey Marsland now belongs to a small right-wing party called the Federation of
United Consumers and Taxpayers (FUCT) who hold the seat of Epsom. ‘Of course, any similarity between FUCT and a real New
Zealand political party is entirely co-incidental,’ explains Armstrong, ‘just as co-incidental as Le Sud’s small ‘Maui’
party, a Maori political party, which is in coalition with a conservative government.’
Dave is currently very interested in the recent kerfuffle over the Urewera settlement. ‘Given that one of the premises
of Le Sud is that North Zealand are at war with their own Tuhoe people, I can hardly ignore the recent Urewera
controversy. As for John Key telling a joke about Maori cannibalism. ‘That’s exactly the sort of offensive thing that
gauche ex-farmer Jim Petersen, North Zealand’s Prime Minister in Le Sud would say – except that Jim would say “Tuhoe
would have me for tucker” rather than “Tuhoe would have me for dinner.” Jim Petersen is far more poetic than John Key.’
Armstrong thinks satire is vital in a democracy and Le Sud has been a fascinating experience for him. ‘It was written
under a Labour government and at early workshops and performances people kept saying to me “good on you for having a go
at the whole Labour, PC, feminist thing.” I was the darling of the right-wing blogosphere and even labelled sexist,
racist and homophobic by one liberal reviewer. I was so proud.’
Armstrong continues ‘However, when the show hit Auckland earlier this year I had all these Labour MPs coming up to me
congratulating me on ‘giving the Tories a kick up the butt.’ But one thing I have learned is that most politicians in
this country, Left and Right, have a bloody good sense of humour. Tauranga National MP Simon Bridges not only came to
the show but wrote a very nice review for the local paper. Now when I bash National over the way they’re mining our
beautiful conservation land and favouring the rich I have to preface it with ‘but that Simon Bridges is a very nice
young man and I won’t hear a word against him’ which irritates my leftie mates. And I did get told off by one senior
National MP for calling a certain American President a naughty word. But I assured the MP him that the President, with
his hundreds of thousands of troops in Iraq and Afghanistan was quite capable of defending himself, and I think that
made the MP feel much better.’
So far Le Sud has been performed at the Wanaka, Christchurch, Nelson, Tauranga and Taupo Festivals, as well as sell-out
seasons at Downstage and Auckland Theatre Company, and will run from June 1-19 at Downstage Theatre.
Starring: Gavin Rutherford, Nick Dunbar, Mark Ruka, Heather O’Carroll, Olivia Robinson and Barnaby Frederic
Directed by Conrad Newport
Le Sud
Dates: 1-19 Jun
Times: 6:30pm Tue-Wed and 8pm Thu-Sat.
Matinee: 12 Jun
Prices: $25 to $45.
Meet the Artists: Wed 2 Jun
Tickets can be purchased online, by phone at (04) 801 6946 or in person at Downstage’s box office. For up-to-date
information visit www.downstage.co.nz Downstage is proudly sponsored by BNZ.
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