El Jaguar's Festival Fiesta de Variety

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El Jaguar's Festival Fiesta de Variety

ARIBA!
ARIBA!
ARIBA!

Wellington's luchador* supreme is coming to town! Former WWF** tag team champion, and single father, El Jaguar is here on the cusp of another come back***. Having always spent his career on the brink of success this time El Jaguar is sure he'll make it...as a variety performer! Problem is, he has no skills, but that wont stop this force of nature from trying his damnest to entertain.

Pinatas!

Jokes!

Party Poppers!

Accordions!

What ever it takes to bring a smile.

Having spent the last year in Wellington honing himself an MC, El Jaguar is ready to launch a national assault on New Zealand with his chihuahua energy and dizzying lack of extraneous talent. A carnival like night of fiesta-like proportions. Does an over the hill has been have what it takes to entertain on a national level or will it all end in tequila and tears?

*a luchador is a masked Mexican wrestler

**World Wrestling Federation before the pussy pandas took over

***having staged 3 previous attempts at a come back in 1994, 1999 and his disasterous 2002 bid to be launched into space

El Jaguar's Festival Fiesta de Variety

Auckland

Dates: Wed 28 April – Sat 1 May, 10pm

Venue: The Classic Studio, Level 1, 321 Queen St, City

Tickets: Adults $20

Bookings: Ticketek, 0800 TICKETEK, www.ticketek.co.nz / comedy.co.nz

Show Duration: 1 hour

Wellington

Dates: Tues 11 – Sat 15 May, 8.30pm

Venue: The Fringe Bar, Cnr Cuba & Vivian Sts, City

Tickets: Adults $20

Bookings: Ticketek, 0800 TICKETEK, www.ticketek.co.nz

Show Duration: 1 hour

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