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Correctives: Bert - The Enema Within!!!

Published: Tue 16 Oct 2001 09:58 AM
Correctives: Bert- The Enema Within!!!
"The Corrective Party wishes to ask what must be done against Bert, the muppet manifestation of evil!!!" Sister Paedophobia, Second Childhood spokesnun asked this morning.
"Bert stands revealed as an international prawn of terrorism!!! To the Correctives, it is obvious that he has been masquerading as Ernie's gay live-in lover and pigeon fetishist. No doubt the so-called "Rubber Duckie" is a cunningly camouflagued terrorist listening device!!! What other muppets are involved in this? Obviously not Ms.Piggy, she's the wrong species...Until we know, all bottom-beating spirit filled spankers should boycott this turgidity in the toybox!!!"
Sister Palpitatia The Corrective Party: Turning the Stomach (06) 3583609

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