Correctives: Wellington Suffers Appalling Influx of Demented Dogs!!!
"Wellington was flooded with a surfeit of mangy, savage fleabags dedicated to dirty doggy doings over the weekend! The
Association of Rottweilers and Fangbearers conference was an opportunity for repeated nuisance barking, slavering,
practice savagings of beneficiaries, and behaving like George duhhhh-bya Bush's feral lap-dogs!!!" Ms. Tripitaka Adelie-
Penguin MP (Correctives, Ross Dependency) said today, as she commented on the recent ARF national conference.
"It is to the credit of the Wellington City Council that they restricted the crazed canines to council chambers, but I
hope they didn't chew the upholstery, do unpleasant things to lamp posts, or try to eat beneficiary babies again. If I
were Kerry Windergast, I'd order the whole place fumigated and defleaed. Their viciously stupid social policies might be
catching!" Ms. Adelie-Penguin concluded.