Thu, 5 Sep 2002
Press Release
Libertarianz Party
Maori Affairs
Debut Of The New Green Muppet
After watching the maiden parliamentary speech of Random Trollop Metiria Turei,a Libertarianz spokesman said he didn't
know whether to laugh or cry. "Such mumbo jumbo makes me wonder if the country has been taken over by the Muppets," said
Tim Wikiriwhi, Libertarianz spokesman to deregulate Maori affairs.
In a more serious tone, Wikiriwhi said that "by peddling such radical separatist crap as Turei's, he expects the Greens
to soon be holding the apartheid seats - unless that is Helen Clark and Margaret Wilson bribe the tribalists with even
more stolen taxes."
Turei's position is a contradiction in terms, says Wikiriwhi, noting her claim to be an 'anarchist legislator.' "How
does this work?" asks Wikiriwhi. "How can she pretend to be 'anti-State' when most of her working life as a
resource-management lawyer has seen her sucking off the state tit; when all her political goals require an expansion of
State powers - not a reduction."
Clarifying, he said that to 'lift minimum wages', to 'resource hapu', to 'protect 'our' kiatiakitanga', etc all requires
vast state machinery to implement and enforce. The only policy she listed that will reduce the power of the state is her
support of cannabis law reform, apart from that, everything else she and her new party advocates gives power to
Leviathan.
In conclusion, Wikiriwhi said "if a fruit-loop Maori radical like Turei can get her bum on a parliamentary seat, then
surely that is all the proof we need that Maori don't need the Apartheid seats in parliament to get representation. They
must be immediately abolished," he concluded.
ENDS
Tim Wikiriwhi
LIBERTARIANZ SPOKESMAN TO DEREGULATE MAORI AFFAIRS
07-8498323
twikiriwhi@hotmail.com
www.libertarianz.org.nz www.libz.org