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Correctives: Amend The Dog Control Laws Now!!!

Published: Tue 15 Jan 2002 11:38 AM
"Mad Aucklandian Prebbos are a thorny problem for the good inhabitants of Wellington Central. These demented creatures chase Maori MPs, constantly bark up the wrong tree, and have led to large numbers of Wellington streets labelled as Preb-Free Zones."
"We blame the Nationill Party for this!!! If they hadn't amended the Dog Control and Electoral Acts to exempt the ARF Party from dog control officers, there wouldn't be this sort of mad dog problem in our capital city!!!" Sister Palpitatia SM said today
Sister Palpitatia
The Corrective Party:
Turning the Stomach!!!
(06) 3583609

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