"The Corrective Party, having been revived from the dead through wholesome and asexual cloning, wishes to express
umbrage, horror, mortification, disgust, shock and outrage at the lewd content of astronomy lessons being taught to our
young folk!!!" expostulated Sister Raptophilia, newly elected Mother Stuporific of the order of SM Nuns that dominate
the Corrective Party.
"We refer to the SHAMEFUL pornographic orbital ...coupling... of that disgusting phallically- shaped asteroid Eros and
the voyeur space probe that sought to spy on this oversexed asteroid!!!"
"O depravity!!! O carnality!!! O flagellation!!! We hope that George Wobblebottom Bush sees fit to abolish NASA for
these sinful Erotic manoeveurings. We call for the Orifice of Film and Literature Classification to ban these SINFUL
images of celestial bodies (gasp!!!!) immediately!!!"
Contact:
Sister Raptophilia
Mother Stuporific
(06) 3569099 ext 7750