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Stop Hallucinogenic Chocolate Biscuits!!!

Published: Thu 10 Aug 2000 05:26 PM
Correctives: Stop Hallucinogenic Chocolate Biscuits!!!
"The Corrective Party is appalled, disgusted and degraded at the continued hallucinogenic properties of the "Toffee Pops" chocolate biscuit. When a woman eats this chocolate biscuit, she entertains fantasies of nubile scantily clad men in their twenties, clad only in clinging white underwear that describe perfectly the curves of their buttocks and dangly bits.
Stop this vile fantasising and perversion of scopophilia!!! We don't know what it means, but it sounds filthy!!!" Said Sister Psychotica SM today.
Contact: Sister Psychotica SM, 06 3583609/ sadistasm@yahoo.co.nz

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