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Correctives Denounce Panda-ing to Immorality!!!

Published: Mon 17 Apr 2000 10:02 AM
The Correctives were horrified to learn that Chinese authorities intend to use panda porn to arouse the sinful passions of these brute beasts in Beijing Zoo.
These pandas are behaving like animals, and this has happened just a few weeks after the lewd menage a trois at our own Auckland Zoo, involving three red pandas!!!
It just goes to show that one can never trust creatures that are shaped like Mikey Havoc. Stop panda-ing to base lust and depravity!!!
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