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"Spanking Madona" Should Replace King & Queen

Published: Thu 23 Mar 2000 03:16 PM
The Corrective Party disagrees with the Christian Haemorrhoids Party, and its recent statement that the Ten Commandments should replace the Queen on the walls of the Auckland City Council chamber.
Correctives cultural repression spokesnun Sister Censoriousa said that there should be inspirational images like Salvador Dali's "Spanking Madonna", which depicts the Baby Jesus being disciplined for manifesting himself over the carpet.
Sister Censoriousa said that such images would lead civic representatives to ponder the rightful role of government, which is the promotion of discipline and obedience to those who carry large sticks or paddles.
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