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Corporal Punishment Party Applauds Pokemon Ban

Published: Tue 22 Feb 2000 06:29 PM
The Corrective Party, New Zealand's only corporal punishment party, welcomes Thingsway School's decision to ban Pokemon cards on the basis that they are covert tools of the Giant Lesbian Parenting Welfare Dependency Morris Dancing Opponent of Spanking Conspiracy to undermine born-again bottom-spanking believers.
However, we wish to draw attention to other turmoil in the toybox. Teletubbie Tinky Winky is lavendar, sports a triangle symbol, and carries a handbag. Buggs Bunny wears women's clothing, and regularly kisses Elmer Fudd. Donald Duck is a solo parent who wanders around without trousers. Bananas in Pyjamas cohabit, and are the same gender.
Banning Pokemon should only be the beginning...
sadista@yahoo.com
contact: Sister Sadista SM co Massey Uni School of Sociology and Women's Studies 06 3569099 ext 7750

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