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VALEDICTORY STATEMENTS
Rt Hon JOHN KEY (National—Helensville): I rise to address this House for the very last time. It has been a huge privilege to have served the people of
Helensville as their member of Parliament, and, of course, the people of New Zealand as their Prime Minister.
Even though it was 15 years ago—the time has passed—when I first came here, in many ways it feels not that long ago that
I rose to speak for the very first time, with all the emotions this House can invoke: excitement, trepidation, fear, and
hope. This place is like no other. It is all-consuming, life-changing, mostly powerful, occasionally trivial, but never
boring. What happens here matters a great deal to the lives of millions of Kiwis, who every day trust us, as
politicians, to get it right on their behalf. I came here on a different path from many who had come before me. I had
not been a member of my party's youth wing; in fact, I had not been that involved with the National Party at all prior
to throwing my hat in the ring for the selection for the Helensville seat, although I had always been a National
supporter, and proud of it. I had not come here from a life of politics and protest; in fact, I came here from Wall
Street.
But long before Wall Street, my political views had been shaped by my Austrian Jewish mother, Ruth, who single-handedly
raised me and my sisters in the now-infamous State house at 19 Hollyford Avenue, Christchurch. My mother was a
no-nonsense woman who refused to take no for an answer. She would not accept failure. She was an immensely hard worker,
firstly as a night porter in the Clarendon Hotel so she could earn money while our family slept. Then, for many years,
she worked as a cleaner, and even in retirement, as a volunteer. She was often abrupt. While I was at high school, I had
a weekend job in some stables. I remember coming home one day at the age of 15 to tell Mum I had this brilliant idea: I
was leaving school to train racehorses. "No.", she said. "Shall we talk about it?", I enquired. "No.", she said. "Not
even the pros and cons?", I suggested. "No,"—she said—"you're going to university to study accounting." That was it. To
Mum, no meant no. I do not think she would have lasted very long in coalition Government, but that is by the by.
Not that she was always lost for words. One day, early on in my first job, I bounced a cheque. The bank manager aired a
view on that, but he was a novice. He should have taken lessons from Mum. As I said, she was often abrupt, but that day
she was in full flight. She had worked hard all of her adult life to make sure she paid her bills on time, and she
expected her three children to do the same.
By nature, I am a pragmatist, not an ideologue. That is because, in my experience, most people just want results that
work. Some people have said that my pragmatism indicates the lack of a clear set of principles. I do not think that is
true. It is just that my principles derive mostly from the values and ethics instilled in me by my upbringing, rather
than by the "Politics 101" textbook. Once, when I was about 12, I rather thoughtlessly asked my mother over dinner why
everyone else had nicer things than we did—why they had a better house than we had, and how come they went on more
holidays and to more exciting places. For a moment, Mum was quite taken aback. "I'm doing my best for you.", she said.
"I may not be able to give you what some other kids had, but I can give you my love, and I can give you determination. I
can give you the belief that through your own actions and your own hard work you can make your life better." I never
forgot that night, and I never will, and, of course, she was right. Mum taught me the things that allowed me to succeed,
which I think are echoed by so many Kiwi parents: that you get out of life what you put in to it, that hard work can
create opportunities, and that you really can change your own life—not by wishing it was different, but by working to
make it different.
I have brought to politics an unshakable belief that regardless of our circumstances most of us share the same
aspirations: we want our children to be fulfilled, and we want them to do better than we have. To most of us, what
matters more than anything else is the health, welfare, and happiness of those people about whom we care most. In the
end, Mum did not leave me any money, our holidays were always pretty basic, and the house we lived in for a long time
was owned by the State Advances Corporation. But, truthfully, she left me the most important gift of all: the
determination to succeed and the work ethic to make it happen.
As I am sure all of us here can attest, life in Parliament is odd. Our job is a mix of community worker, public speaker,
local advocate, legislator, and policy maker. We face a glaring spotlight, relentless scrutiny, and the possibility
every 3 years of being turfed out regardless of how hard we have worked, and we all spend long and lonely nights away
from our families, who in turn spend many nights without us.
I recall early on as an MP being asked to address a visiting class of 6- or 7-year-old children from Bill English's
electorate of Clutha-Southland. "What on earth should I tell them?", I thought as I wandered down to meet them. Anyway,
I babbled on for about 15 minutes about the importance of democracy and the place of Parliament in our society, and then
I opened for questions. A little girl immediately put up her hand. "Excellent.", I thought. "Yes, dear?", I said. "Do
you have a dog?", she said. It was an early lesson in adjusting to my audience and to appreciate that people from
Southland get to the point quickly.
When I first came here, like all of us, I was an eager backbencher with much to learn. I remember walking out of the
Transport and Industrial Relations Committee with Roger Sowry, who was an experienced MP, and so I started asking him a
million questions. He gave me what I thought was great advice. "John," he said, "every moment you get, go to the House
and watch the politicians who are good in the Chamber—not necessarily the ones you agree with or whom you want to be
friends with, but those who can move the place with the power of their argument. Don't stay in your office or go
drinking. You are here to learn." It was good advice, and I followed it, so every chance I had I came down and watched
Michael Cullen, Richard Prebble, Winston Peters, Rodney Hide, Bill English, Simon Power, and Gerry Brownlee. Roger also
gave me another lesson in the peculiarities of the place when he added, in the very next breath: "And by the way, John,
just because I talk to you, it doesn't mean I like you."
Working with constituents has been an important part of my life as an MP. One day a father wrote to me to say his son
had gone off the rails and, among other things, had been stealing cars and racing them around the streets. The father
was convinced that life in the military would sort out his son, but the army had declined to take up the opportunity of
enlisting the boy, so the father wanted some help on how his son might reapply. My secretary got his request and wrote
an email to me, pointing out in no uncertain terms that if the little toe-rag was not such a drop kick and stopped
nicking other people's property, the army might just consider his request. Except, in one of those instances we all
fear, she accidentally hit "Reply" instead of "Forward", and so sent her forthright views straight to the father.
I was at the time in the middle of being interviewed by Radio New Zealand when she realised her mistake and burst into
my office, close to tears, with her mea culpa. At that point, I decided either I was calling the father or the press
gallery was, and in all probability both of us were, so I had better get on with it. It is fair to say the conversation
started a little frostily, but the upshot was that I wrote a few letters, and in the end the army took the boy on. The
last I heard, he was doing pretty well. That experience also made me an early convert to the good that the Limited
Service Volunteer schemes can do to help some kids get back on the rails and see that they have a useful future.
I became Prime Minister in 2008. It is an incredible privilege to lead your country, but when I arrived on the ninth
floor, New Zealand was in recession, unemployment was rising, finance companies were falling over, and the global
financial crisis (GFC) was hitting.
Early on, we decided to hold the Job Summit. For the first time, we got the Government, unions, and the private sector
all together to nut out some solutions, and although the 9-day fortnight and various other policies were a more
effective response to the GFC, the Job Summit became the birthplace of the successful national cycleway scheme. Who
would have believed that someone who loves golf and who had not been on a bike since my last one was flogged from Jellie
Park when I was 15 would, all of a sudden, become a national advocate for off-road cycling? It is fair to say the
Minister of Finance was a tad sceptical that this was a good use of $50 million of taxpayer money, but I am proud to say
that in January of this year alone, more than a million people had used the cycleways. They have become a great earner.
And the good news is that even Bill English was converted once he realised you could get a trim soy latte in Dipton.
I am immensely proud of the achievements made by the Government that I led. Our economic reforms and the 90-day trial
periods ensure that young, and sometimes marginalised, Kiwis get a shot at proving their worth to an employer. There is
the huge investment in infrastructure and, in particular, the roll-out of ultrafast broadband, and our support of the
film industry, without which The Hobbit movies would have been made in London.
I am proud to have led a Government that balanced the books and that gave parents better information about the progress
their child was making. There are the vastly improved health services, ensuring children under the age of 13 can go to
the doctor for free, and the fully funded Herceptin for women diagnosed with breast cancer. It is a Government that put
more police on the street and lifted benefits in real terms for the first time in 43 years, an administration with the
ambition to make New Zealand predator-free by 2050, and one that advanced our trade agenda. I am also proud that so many
Treaty settlements were completed, because apart from acknowledging past wrongs, they reflect the same aspirations we
all share of improving our independence, creating opportunities, and providing our kids with a chance to better their
lives.
In politics, disappointments are inevitable. It is futile to relitigate the flag debate here—well, I could start.
However—
Grant Robertson: Go on.
Rt Hon JOHN KEY: —yeah, go on; give it a go—I will always hold the view that a fresh, new flag, without the Union Jack on it, would
have been one more step towards New Zealand's growing profile, reputation, and uniqueness on the world stage.
For the most part, as a liberal MP, I feel I got my voting record right, although I regret voting against civil unions.
I was pleased that Louisa Wall's bill for gay marriage was drawn, and I am glad I supported it. I regret the
Trans-Pacific Partnership did not get over the line. Trade has helped lift millions of people in the world out of
poverty. On a local level, we want Kiwi businesses, large or small, to have opportunities to compete with others from
around the world on the same terms and for the same rewards. I hope that one day the Kermadecs will be an ocean
sanctuary so that long after we are all gone, it remains pristine and untouched.
As Prime Minister, I got to travel to many interesting places and promote New Zealand's case and profile with many world
leaders. A perennial favourite for the media was the silly shirts of the ASEAN and APEC summits. Those outfits might be
OK for Justin Trudeau and Barack Obama, but as recent photos of me in my togs in Hawaii can attest, I am neither. So, on
many occasions, I felt responsible for mangling not only the local language but the national costume as well.
It is fair to say my natural enthusiasm means I have had a few problems with handshakes over the years. I would hate to
think how many three-way handshake selfies I have done, but they sure make O-Week go quickly. The ASEAN summit features
a rather odd, cross-handed handshake known as the ASEAN way. I remember, on one occasion, after a photo in front of the
world's media, the then Philippines leader, President Aquino, leaning over to me and saying: "John, if that's the ASEAN
way, I'd hate to see what the other way looks like." I felt like replying: "Ring Richie McCaw."
Getting to go to some of the most iconic places in the world as Prime Minister has left memories I will never forget,
and getting to share them with Bronagh, Stephie, and Max made them even more special. From Balmoral to Chequers, we saw
it all. I will never forget taking the kids, when they were quite young, to China. The last time I had been there was as
a businessman, so when I went back as Prime Minister, I asked whether, over the weekend, I might go to a couple of
places to allow the kids to see some of the most famous sites, like Tiananmen Square and the Great Wall. Our Chinese
hosts kindly agreed. As we were approaching both sites, I said to Max: "Best to stay close, or maybe even hold my hand,
because there'll be more people around you than you've ever seen in your entire life." When we arrived, Max looked out
of the car window, looked at me, and said: "Where is everyone?". I took one look and realised that the entire Tiananmen
Square had been emptied in the middle of the day so that my kids could get to see it, and when we arrived on the Wall,
we were the only people on it for 5 miles in each direction. You sure get some cool photos when you are Prime Minister.
One time, I was at the Pacific Forum in the Marshall Islands, and when the summit finished, we had some downtime before
leaving, so I hatched a plan to go tuna fishing. The trouble was I was due to get an important phone call from the then
British Prime Minister, my friend David Cameron, about the atrocities taking place in Libya and to talk about why
Britain was taking military action. "No worries," someone said, "we have the satellite phone." So we headed out to sea,
and just as I had hooked a big one and was hauling it on board, the phone rang. I handed the rod to my diplomatic
protection officer, who found some implement to finish off the tuna, which was flapping mightily in the boat. It is fair
to say there was a huge amount of noise in the background, and Cameron, who was used to taking calls on secure phones
and in a quiet office, said to me: "What the hell is going on there?". "Oh," I said, "don't be alarmed. It's just that
we're on a fishing boat about a mile out to sea in the Marshall Islands, and I've landed a big tuna." There was this
long silence, and then he wistfully said: "God, I wish I ran a small country."
One of the unexpected parts of Government was dealing with tragedy and disaster. When the first Canterbury earthquake
happened, I had just landed in Christchurch to see the damage for myself when I received a text from the department
informing me that a skydiving plane had crashed at Fox Glacier, killing all nine people on board. That tragic and sudden
loss of life put into perspective the terrible damage I was seeing around me in Christchurch. Bad as the earthquake had
been, at least it had not claimed any lives.
That all changed on the afternoon of 22 February 2011. We felt that quake so strongly in the Beehive that we thought it
must have been centred near us. But moments later, my Chief of Staff, Wayne Eagleson, came in and said: "That wasn't
Wellington. That was Christchurch." I arrived in Latimer Square to the sound of sirens blaring and the air full of smoke
from the burning CTV building. The media were reporting 12 dead, but the police commander told me that the number was 65
and rising. "How sure are you?", I asked him. "Very sure.", he said. "We've counted at least 65 body bags, and they're
only the ones that we've managed to get to so far." The Christchurch earthquakes really hit home to me. It was my home
town, and the death toll was so high. Right then, New Zealand seemed a particularly vulnerable and fragile place.
Time and again we have seen the answer to nature's devastation is people's resolve. Standing behind Christchurch was
hugely important for my Government and, indeed, for this Parliament as a whole. Gerry Brownlee deserves a lot of credit
for dealing with the situation, which was without precedent. It was Gerry who knew we had to establish a red zone, buy
the 10,000 homes we did, support the small businesses, and pass the Canterbury Earthquake Recovery Authority
legislation. In my view, Christchurch and New Zealand owe Gerry a huge debt of gratitude for putting in place the
mechanisms that allowed New Zealand to literally save a city.
I will also never forget the Pike River mine disaster. As the full gravity of the situation became clear, I flew to
Greymouth. The impact that event had, and continues to have, on the small community of the West Coast is profound. It
also had a far-reaching impact on New Zealand's workplace health and safety laws. No one should leave home to go to work
and never return.
One thing that maybe is not well known is that 5 days after the initial explosion the Mines Rescue Trust had decided it
was safe to re-enter the mine. That Wednesday, I was receiving regular briefings on the planned re-entry, so when the
phone rang I thought it was to inform me they had gone in. Instead, I learnt that a massive explosion had occurred. Had
those rescuers been in the mine, they too would have perished. Let me say to those families directly affected by the
disaster that I sincerely wish you could have been provided with the closure you deserve, but I can honestly say I
never, in my time as Prime Minister, saw a credible and safe plan to achieve that.
A responsible country must sometimes stand alongside others to try to create a less violent and more stable world, but
the risks and costs can be high. As Prime Minister, I was ultimately responsible for committing New Zealand troops
overseas. The burden of doing so weighs heavily on any leader, and no news grieved me more than the loss of our troops
in the course of duty that happened in my time. My heart continues to go out to the Defence families for their
sacrifice, and on this, my final day in this House, I want to again salute the bravery and commitment of those who have
died serving their country in our national interests. New Zealanders can be rightfully proud of the men and women of our
armed services. They are professional, dedicated, and highly regarded around the world.
In my time as Prime Minister, I had quite a lot to do with them, and in particular I want to thank the air force
personnel who flew and supported the 757s, the King Airs, the Hercules, and the helicopters that took me safely around
New Zealand and the world. In particular, I want to thank the crew that landed the 757 in Sao Paulo, Brazil in the worst
electrical storm I have ever seen. I owe you a beer.
The truth is that my confidence in the air force and the SAS grew so much that late last year I decided to tag along on
an SAS training day to do a parachute jump from Whenuapai, in my electorate. Needless to say, my office was a touch
nervous about the jump, and the kitchen cabinet did not find out until the day before. Anyway, I jumped from 12,000
feet, and sometime after 7 a.m., when I was on the ground again, I rang Bronagh, buzzing with excitement, to declare I
was alive and well. I then texted Bill English. I kept it short. "I'm alive.", I said. His reply was even shorter:
"Bugger!". One minute later, I got another text from him: "Going to give it another go?". It was at that point I decided
he was just a little bit more ambitious than he was letting on.
Bill—Prime Minister—can I acknowledge and thank you for a decade of service as the most loyal, capable, and perceptive
deputy that a leader could ever have asked for. I believe you will prove to be a highly successful Prime Minister of
this country, which you know and understand so well. Bronagh and I wish you and Mary all the very best.
To my former caucus and Cabinet colleagues, I am proud to have worked alongside each and every one of you. It has been
an honour to lead you. You have been, and continue to be, an amazing, tight and loyal team, and every day your cohesion
helps to provide New Zealand with great stability and a hugely competent Government.
Although I am trying not to single out individuals, I do have to mention Steven Joyce. Not only did he mastermind three
election victories but throughout my entire time as Prime Minister he was a close adviser on almost everything that was
going on. We constantly talked about the events of the day and how we should tackle and explain them. To our support
partners—ACT, United Future, and the Māori Party—thank you for your crucial part in providing our country with strong,
diverse, and stable government.
In my time, I was surrounded by hugely loyal, longstanding, and talented staff. There are just so many people to thank,
so please forgive me for any omissions, but I am extremely grateful to all those who worked so hard, sometimes through
nights that never ended. Wayne Eagleson, my Chief of Staff, for a decade—Wayne, your dedication, ability, and good sense
under pressure are second to none. My press team, so ably led by Kevin Taylor, Kelly Boxhall, Sarah Aston, and Julie
Ash, tried so hard to keep me out of trouble and only sometimes succeeded.
My policy advisers, including the most brilliant Grant Johnson, or "Boff" as we all know him, Paula Oliver, Phil de
Joux, Sarah Boyle, Nicola Willis, Jane Fraser-Jones, Cameron Burroughs, James Christmas, Josh Cameron, and Craig Howard.
The people who kept my life and travel organised, including Emma Holmes, Susan Tombleson, Rachel Beechan, Jane Nixon,
Danny Coe, Laura Malcolm, Becky MacKay, and Libby O'Brien.
My electoral agents, without whose incredible commitment the people of Helensville would have suffered: Janelle Bayley,
Heather Hitchings, Mel McDonald, and Jenny Collins. The party presidents I worked under: Judy Kirk and Peter Goodfellow,
and my electorate chairs Tom Grace, Steven McIlraith, and Stephen Franklin.
My Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet, so ably led by Andrew Kibblewhite, and before him Sir Maartin Wevers.
My tourism and intelligence officials, and my foreign policy advisers—all truly gifted: Tony Lynch, Ian King, and Taha
McPherson.
I also want to thank you, Mr Speaker, and the Speakers who have preceded you, the VIP Transport Service, the wonderful
Margaret Smith from Premier House, and all the other staff of the complex, who serve the people of New Zealand so well.
To the press gallery: a free press is essential for a democracy. Thank you for your dedication and commitment to your
craft.
To the Diplomatic Protection Squad (DPS), whose tasks were many and varied—keeping me safe was the major one, but also
finding the five things I left behind every day, including my wallet, was another. Maybe your role in our lives is best
summed up by our son, Max, who said: "It seemed weird when they arrived, and it seems weirder now they've gone." You
guys were great. I lose a lot more golf balls now you are not around. But I am happy to say that not everything you did
required 21st century policing. For example, the first death threat I got as Prime Minister, and I kid you not—one of
those milestones that goes with the job—was from a not-very-bright guy who faxed it from his house, not realising his
phone number was on the fax. I think my secretary had solved it before the DPS even got to her.
I leave having made some great friends in and out of this place, and many of them are here today. Thank you for being
alongside me and keeping it real. And to Eric, Rhys, and David, thanks for getting my handicap down. I have been touched
by the warmth and kindness many Kiwis showed me and my family while I was Prime Minister. It has been a privilege to
have met so many of you.
Last but not least, to my family. To my sisters, Sue and Liz: thanks for all the encouragement, support, and laughs. Max
and Stephie, I hope you know that I was proud of being the 38th Prime Minister of New Zealand, but Mum and I are prouder
still of being your parents. Stephie, you have grown into a beautiful and talented young woman. May you always retain
the passion to create the best you can. Max, you have had to grow up under a lot of pressure, in a harsh spotlight. But
the world is your oyster. You are a fine young man. You have great insights. Always trust them.
Finally, Bronagh, when you said yes to marrying me, 32 years ago, I am guessing you did not think our family home would
sometimes be surrounded by protesters and that we would have armed police in the living-room. When I came into
Parliament, I was told that if you have a good marriage it will survive; if you do not, it will not last. Our marriage
has not only survived but I think it has grown stronger over these amazing years. Your endless sacrifice, your
willingness to let me follow my dreams, and your utter loyalty make any words I choose here hopelessly inadequate. I
love you and I thank you.
And so, Mr Speaker, my time here is done. I take away many memories of this most remarkable place. I would like to think
I leave having made a positive difference to the country, and that is satisfying. I have few regrets in my life, but one
is that Mum did not live to see how it all turned out. I hope that she would have been proud. So that is it. It has been
a privilege, an honour, and a blast. Goodbye, and good luck.
Waiata