Kidd & Santa 2008!
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Dear Americans,
As a respected member of your community, I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business arrangement of great
magnitude. It concerns a transfer of funds from the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had a crisis
that has caused the need to secure this transfer in the amount of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this
transaction, it would be most profitable to you. Our government assures us this procedure is 100% safe.
Uncle Sam, my family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next
of kin so the funds can be transferred expeditiously. Please reply with all of your bank accounts, IRA, passport ID and
college fund account numbers of your children, grandchildren & great grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@mainstreet.gov and autobailout@detroit.gov so that we may send you your commissions for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with
detailed information about the safeguards that will be used to protect your money.
Yours faithful Minister of Satire,
kidd millennium
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