Bin Laden Sitting In A Cave Laughing
The war in Iraq is a miserable failure, any way you look at it. Retired General Anthony Zinni, former commander of the
US Central Command, had it right when he said that by manufacturing a false rationale for war, abandoning traditional
allies, propping up and trusting Iraqi exiles, and failing to plan for post-war Iraq, Bush has made the US less secure,
instead of safer.
Osama himself could not have created the mess that Bush got us into, even if he had tried and he's probably sitting in
his cave laughing his fool head off as we speak.
By launching a war against a country that posed no real threat to anyone, Bush not only sabotaged bin Laden's capture,
he destroyed our credibility all over the world. As we recently witnessed with Katrina, by over-extending our forces,
Bush has lessened our ability to respond to emergencies at home which means we can logically assume that he has lessened
our ability to respond to an actual threat of terror should one arise.
How Did We End Up With Bush Anyways?
During the 2000 presidential campaign, the Republican platform contained the following statements:
* Sending our military on vague, aimless, and endless missions rapidly saps morale. Even the highest morale is
eventually undermined by back-to-back deployments, poor pay, shortages of spare parts and equipment, inadequate
training, and rapidly declining readiness.
* A comprehensive strategy for combating the new dangers posed by weapons of mass destruction must include a variety of
other measures to contain and prevent the spread of such weapons. We need the cooperation of friends and allies."
* Nor should the intelligence community be made the scapegoat for political misjudgments.
The Republican prophets who wrote those comments should get a job in a circus because they were able to predict exactly
what would happen in the Iraq war under the Bush administration, with its endless missions, back-to-back deployments,
inadequate training, poor pay, shortage of equipment, no cooperation of friends and allies, and blaming the CIA for
misjudgments, and on and on and on.
We were told us that Iraqis would welcome us and thank us for getting rid of Saddam. Immediately before the war, in a
March 16, 2003, interview, Dick Cheney said, "I really do believe we will be greeted as liberators."
I am still waiting for someone to tell me why the Iraqis would thank us. Saddam may be gone, but innocent Iraqis have
suffered the same human rights violations at the hands of the occupying forces that they did years ago under Saddam.
They live in fear of torture every day; in fact more so than when Saddam was in power. Incidents of rape, murder and
kidnapping have skyrocketed since we arrived to "save" them. The number of violent deaths went from an average of 14 a
month in 2002, to 357 a month in 2003, the year we went to "save" them.
Iraqis still don’t even have the basic necessities that they had with Saddam in power. Water and electricity continue to
operate at lower levels than they did before the war.
Joblessness is at a record high. Over half the workers in the country are either without a job or working for less than
a living wage, due to the fact that the gang of profiteers made sure the reconstruction contracts went to US companies,
rather than Iraqi firms.
Why would Iraqis thank us? Or the lucky ones that have managed to stay alive that is.
A Year Of Big Lies
In the months leading up to the war, Bush told the world, that the US had to wage a preemptive war against Iraq, not
only due to the imminent threat of WMDs, but also because there were links between Saddam and bin Laden.
However, the administration has since said that it never claimed that Saddam posed an "imminent" threat, and therefore,
Bush cannot be accused of misleading anyone.
How soon they forget. First of all, many officials did use the word “imminent” and others used words that had the exact
same meaning, like "mortal," "urgent," "immediate", "serious and mounting," and "unique." They even went so far as to
say that Iraq was actively seeking to "strike the United States with weapons of mass destruction."
Yet during a press conference a few months after the war began, when reporters started to question why we were in Iraq,
White House spokesman, Scott McClellan said, "Some in the media have chosen to use the word 'imminent'. Those were not
words we used."
Could that be true? Am I a poor listener? No. It means that either Scott lied, or he has a poor memory, because on
February 10, 2003, Scott himself used the "I" word and said, "This is about imminent threat."
He apparently also forgot about the statement made by then, Bush Communications Director, Dan Bartlett, on January 26,
2003, when he said, "Well, of course he is," in response to a reporter's question, "is Saddam an imminent threat to US
interests, either in that part of the world or to Americans right here at home?"
Hands down, it is Scott who is the poor listener because he even forgot the comment made by his old boss on May 7, 2003.
When then Press Secretary, Ari Fliescher, was asked whether or not Iraq was an “imminent threat,” he responded,
Lets review some of the lies told in speeches and press conferences and cable news shows, to convince Americans and
Congress that we had to go to war, beginning with the most masterful liar of all time, Dick Cheney, who said 3 times
over a period of only 2 days:
Iraq is "a serious threat to our country, to our friends and to our allies." 1/31/03.
Iraq poses "terrible threats to the civilized world." 1/30/03.
Iraq "threatens the United States of America." 1/30/03
Before that, on August 29, 2002, Cheney elaborated fully: "Iraq is busy enhancing its capabilities in the field of
chemical and biological agents, and they continue to pursue an aggressive nuclear weapons program," he said.
"These are offensive weapons for the purpose of inflicting death on a massive scale, developed," Cheney advised, "so
that Saddam Hussein can hold the threat over the head of any one he chooses."
"What we must not do in the face of this mortal threat," he warned, "is to give in to wishful thinking or to willful
According my computer's Thesaures, "mortal" means "deadly." Is that kinda like "imminent?"
Lets move on to the Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, whose comments were always over the top. On November 14,
2002, Rummy used the ever present fear over 9/11 to sell the war:
"I would look you in the eye and I would say, go back before September 11 and ask yourself this question: Was the attack
that took place on September 11 an imminent threat the month before or two months before or three months before or six
months before?" he asked. "When did the attack on September 11 become an imminent threat?"
"Now," Rummy said, "transport yourself forward a year, two years or a week or a month ... So the question is, when is it
such an immediate threat that you must do something?" he asked reporters.
Here’s where Rumsfeld used the nuclear mantra, complete with the now infamous line about Saddam seeking uranium from
"Iraq poses a serious and mounting threat to our country. His regime has the design for a nuclear weapon, was working on
several different methods of enriching uranium, and recently was discovered seeking significant quantities of uranium
from Africa," Rumsfeld claimed on January 1, 2003.
"Some have argued that the nuclear threat from Iraq is not imminent - that Saddam is at least 5-7 years away from having
nuclear weapons," Rumsfeld said, "I would not be so certain."
There's that pesky "imminent" word again.
"And we should be just as concerned about the immediate threat from biological weapons," Rummy warned on September 18,
2002. "Iraq has these weapons," he added.
Here’s where he claims Saddam is the worst threat on earth. "No terrorist state poses a greater or more immediate threat
to the security of our people and the stability of the world than the regime of Saddam Hussein in Iraq," he said on
September 19, 2002.
Colin Powell Plays The Starring Role
While we're at it, lets take some time to review the many statements made by Colin Powell when he landed the starring
role on the world stage, with his speech at the UN. Colin knew it would be no easy sell, so he brought photographs along
to show where the WMD sites were, and informed the world that he had "human sources," to back up all of his assertions.
“My colleagues, every statement I make today is backed up by sources, solid sources. These are not assertions," he
stated. "What we're giving you are facts and conclusions based on solid intelligence."
Colin went on to say, "I will cite some examples, and these are from human sources."
He then introduced the pictures and said, “We also have satellite photos that indicate that banned materials have
recently been moved from a number of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction facilities."
Next he proceeded to hone in on specific photos and explained what each one showed.
“Let's look at one," Colin said, "This one is about a weapons munition facility, a facility that holds ammunition at a
place called Taji."
Of another, he said, "This is one of about 65 such facilities in Iraq. We know that this one has housed chemical
munitions." In fact, Colin told the audience, "this is where the Iraqis recently came up with the additional four
chemical weapon shells."
“Here, you see 15 munitions bunkers in yellow and red outlines," he said of another. "The four that are in red squares
represent active chemical munitions bunkers," he added.
For some reason, everyone always seems to want to give Colin Powell a pass on whatever he does. I don't.
By now, I would say this to Mr Powell: here’s your chance to redeem yourself. For starters, lets see those photos again,
and then explain exactly what happened to those yellow and red bunkers you pointed out in the pictures. After that, I
want to meet the photographers who claimed to have taken the pictures.
And one more thing, I would request that Colin list the names and whereabouts of each and every one of those solid
"human" sources he kept referring to.
In his speech, Colin described the relationships between Al Qaida, Osama and Saddam, that according to his account, had
been strong for many years.
"Early Al Qaida ties were forged by secret, high-level intelligence service contacts with Al Qaida, secret Iraqi
intelligence high-level contacts with Al Qaida," he told the audience.
“Going back to the early and mid-1990s, when bin Laden was based in Sudan," Colin said, "an Al Qaida source tells us
that Saddam and bin Laden reached an understanding that Al Qaida would no longer support activities against Baghdad."
“We know members of both organizations met repeatedly," he said. In fact, Colin claimed to know that they "have met at
least eight times at very senior levels since the early 1990s."
"In 1996," Colin continued, "a foreign security service tells us, that bin Laden met with a senior Iraqi intelligence
official in Khartoum, and later met the director of the Iraqi intelligence service."
He obviously was trying to convince the world that Saddam was ecstatic about all of the terrorist attacks against the
US, when he said, “Saddam became more interested as he saw Al Qaida's appalling attacks."
"A detained Al Qaida member tells us that Saddam was more willing to assist Al Qaida after the 1998 bombings of our
embassies in Kenya and Tanzania," Colin said. "Saddam was also impressed by Al Qaida's attacks on the USS Cole in Yemen
in October 2000," he added.
I say its time for Congress to instruct Powell to produce this “detained" Al Qaida member who gave the administration
all of this valuable information. That should be easy enough if the guy is "detained."
Later in his speech, Colin made it sound like the Iraqis, Al Qaida, Saddam and Osama were the best of buddies, even
houseguests of one another, backed up no less, by another "human source."
“Iraqis continued to visit bin Laden in his new home in Afghanistan," Colin said.
So if true, this means that the Iraqis got to visit Osama's "new home" but the world's superpower couldn't find a damn
cave. Osama must have really had a good laugh when he heard that line.
But in hindsight, it was even more comical when Colin said, "A senior defector, one of Saddam's former intelligence
chiefs in Europe, says Saddam sent his agents to Afghanistan sometime in the mid-1990s to provide training to Al Qaida
members on document forgery."
Think about that, a forgery college in Afghanistan. Funny thing, the only forgeries I've ever heard about were the ones
used by the Bush administration to convince Americans we had to go to war.
What were those again? A college student's term paper from many years ago and the documents purporting to show that
Saddam was seeking uranium from Africa? As I recall, all were easily identified as fake, but we still have never learned
who exactly forged the Africa-uranium documents or why they ended up at the White House.
When the truth finally comes out, I suspect that a few members of the Bush gang may wish that they had attended the
"forgery training" college in Afghanistan.
Next, Colin held up a photo and told the audience that it showed a poison and explosive training camp, located in
“You see a picture of this camp," he said, "The network is teaching its operatives how to produce ricin and other
Colin then proceeded to give the world a chemistry lesson, complete with hand gestures, and said: "Let me remind you how
ricin works. Less than a pinch--image a pinch of salt--less than a pinch of ricin, eating just this amount in your food,
would cause shock followed by circulatory failure," he explained.
He followed up with the dire warning: "Death comes within 72 hours and there is no antidote, there is no cure," he said,
"It is fatal.”
If he wants to clear his name, Colin needs to hold a televised press conference and explain to the world exactly what
happened to the training camp in that photo, with its pinches of deadly ricin, because it has apparently vanished off
the face of the planet.
Or being that I'm just a lowly tax payer funding this disaster, would that be too much to ask?
The Puppet In The White House
Last but certainly not least (except IQ-wise), lets review a few statements made by the puppet orchestrating the scheme,
President Bush himself Here are a few of the lines that he threw out there to us in the run-up to the war:
"The Iraqi regime is a threat to any American. ... Iraq is a threat, a real threat." 1/3/03
"Saddam Hussein is a threat to America." 11/3/02
"I see a significant threat to the security of the United States in Iraq." 11/1/02.
"There is real threat, in my judgment, a real and dangerous threat to America in Iraq in the form of Saddam Hussein."
"There are many dangers in the world, the threat from Iraq stands alone because it gathers the most serious dangers of
our age in one place. Iraq could decide on any given day to provide a biological or chemical weapon to a terrorist group
or individual terrorists." 10/7/02
"The Iraqi regime is a threat of unique urgency." 10/2/02
"There's a grave threat in Iraq. There just is." 10/2/02
"This man poses a much graver threat than anybody could have possibly imagined." 9/26/02
Looking at the above comments with 20/20 hindsight, they may have provided a sign that Bush was back on the bottle. As
anyone who has spent time around a drunk knows, drunks have a habit of repeating themselves over and over and over. And
that goes double for all that Cheney said, because even after 2 drunk driving tickets, he remained on the sauce, bad
ticker and all.
Four months into the war, on July 2, 2003, Bush showed signs of being drunk again now that I think about it, when he
stated: "Saddam Hussein is no longer a threat to the United States because we removed him, but he was a threat," and
then said, "He was a threat. He's not a threat now."
This from a guy who swears who he's been on the wagon since age 40.
Tax Payers Left Holding The Bag
In the months leading up to the war, we were told that Iraqi oil would pay for the country's reconstruction after we
destroyed it. A March 2003, report by the White House Office of Management and Budget said: "Iraq will not require
In testimony before Congress on March 27, 2003, Paul Wolfowitz said Iraq "can really finance its own reconstruction, and
As a tax payer, I demand to know when "relatively soon" is going to get here.
On April 23, 2003, Andrew Natsios, head of the US Agency for International Development, gave a televised interview and
outlined the costs of rebuilding Iraq to the taxpayers, "the American part of this will be $1.7 billion," he said. "We
have no plans for any further-on funding for this."
Within 5 months of Natsios' assessment, Bush was back asking Congress for another $20 billion.
And being that he has probably never had to balance a check book in his life, Bush obviously has never heard the term
"in the red." But then again, why should he care, its only our money.
Never mind that Bush has not received a single flower or thank-you note from the Iraqis, the good-hearted fellow that
he's known to be, he just keeps telling Congress to go ahead and write out another check to fund a war which he now says
is for "freedom."
In February 2003, Rumsfeld predicted that the war "could last six days, six weeks," but "I doubt six months," he said.
Well here we sit, 31 months into the war, with an endless stream of casualties day after day, and our country headed
towards bankruptcy, and there is no end in sight.
On October, 2002, the day the senate voted on the resolution, John Kerry took to the floor of the senate and during a
speech, gave the nation a prophetic forecast of what would happen if Bush attacked Iraq without good cause and without
"If we go it alone without reason," Kerry warned, "we risk inflaming an entire region, breeding a new generation of
terrorists, a new cadre of anti-American zealots, and we will be less secure, not more secure, at the end of the day,
even with Saddam Hussein disarmed."
In closing, Kerry stated: "When I vote to give ... the authority to use force, if necessary, to disarm Saddam, it is
because I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a threat, and a grave threat, to
our security and that of our allies in the Persian Gulf region."
The fact is, there was no arsenal of weapons and Saddam was no threat, imminent or otherwise. Bush and his band of
chickenhawks lied to Kerry, to other members of Congress, to taxpayers, and the world, in order to pull off their grand
Now that we know the truth, the whole damn bunch should be tried as war criminals, and once they are convicted and sent
to prison, they should be treated every bit as well as they have treated prisoners jailed under their watch over the
past 5 years.
Evelyn Pringle email@example.com
(Evelyn Pringle is a columnist for Independent Media TV and an investigative journalist focused on exposing corruption