Top 10 programmes planned for the Maori Television Service
1. Maggie's Wira Gardner Show - Wira gets spectacular results with horse manure and lots of taxpayer's money.
2. Trackside - business programme for state-sector entrepreneurs explaining how to set up hidden income through your TAB
account.
3. Survivor - before being finally voted off MTS Island, Trevor jacks up a cushy job with Te Puni Kokiri.
4. 24 - Parekura Horomia counts the number of deep-fried Mars bars he can eat in one sitting.
5. Two Thousand Acres of Sky - Donna Hall lodges a surprising new treaty claim.
6. The Making of 'Whale Rider' - Kiwi engineers discuss the construction of Parekura Horomia's ministerial self-drive
car.
7. Third Watch - after her latest Treaty case Donna Hall splashes out on yet another Cartier.
8. Moeke in the Middle - Moeke bites the big one after finding himself pinned between Rodney Hide and Parekura Horomia.
9. The Young and the Jobless - Hone loses his job at the grocery store after Margaret Wilson jacks up the youth minimum
wage.
10. Worst Case Scenario - watch as MTS directors hire John Davey as chief executive (to be continued).
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