Sludge Report #132 – Where’s Rodney?
In This Edition. Where’s Rodney? - Top Ten Reasons Why Rodney Hide Is Unable To Comment This Morning
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Sludge Report #132
Where’s Rodney?
Following from yesterday’s resurrection of the Free Money For The Greedy Mystery..
Sludge Report #131 – Sludge Scoop Haunts Hide )
...C.D. Sludge presents wonder's where Rodney is today….
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Top Ten Reasons Why Rodney Hide Is Unable To Comment This Morning
1. In a meeting with the previous board of Air New Zealand.
2. On holiday with Enron executives.
3. In East Afghanistan, seeking cave.
4. On a private jet with head of the FBI.
5. Clearing his garage of "product" in case media stake out his house.
6. Checking out a rumour about editor of Consumer magazine.
7. Attending course on Nigerian property investments.
8. Investigating becoming a tele-evangelist.
9. Swapping war stories with Owen.
10. Selling his ostriches.
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