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NOT SHARP: More Bright Ideas For The Very Dim

Published: Thu 22 Mar 2001 10:16 AM
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NOT SHARP: More Bright Ideas For The Very Dim
Five more not so sharp suggestions for everyday life...
1. High blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
2. Olympic athletes. Conceal the fact that you have taken performance enhancing drugs by simply running a little slower and letting someone else win.
3. Heavy smokers: Don't throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your ceiling.
4. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings.
5. X Files fans: Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'.
For five more bright ideas for the rather dim…
NOT SHARP: Five Bright Ideas For The Very Dim
http://www.scoop.co.nz/archive/scoop/stories/69/4e/200103161002.b45dfcb9.html
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