Press Release
19.10.05
The ManBank
From out of the dating wilderness come Angela Aphrodite Troy and Cleo Jane Matahari with Wellington’s latest dating
phenomena The ManBank.
Are you sick of the 2am scramble?
A victim of The Man Drought? Tired of all the good ones being taken? Love dating?
Then look no further than The Manbank.
What is The ManBank you ask?
The ManBank are dating specialists offering comprehensive and exclusive representation in New Zealand’s world of dating.
How does The ManBank work?
To quote Michael Jackson in his formative years, it's as easy as A... B... C...
A. Single, hot, heterosexual men deposit themselves as collateral into The ManBank’s burgeoning coffers.
B. Single, hot, heterosexual ladies open a ManBank account for a nominal fee.
C. The ManBank organises the dates.
Complete confidentially assured. From there The ManBank Manager with the assistance of her highly trained ManBank
Tellers will collate the collateral (the men) and the account holder details (the women) and using their amazing powers
of matchmaking, facilitate short term withdrawals from The ManBank. Collateral becomes the property of The ManBank
after a 12-hour period, unless sparks fly.
We at The ManBank are aware that sometimes people need a little helping hand in the daunting world of dating. So, as
part of our services and commitment to getting New Zealand dating, The ManBank Staff will provide flexible and
comprehensive dating packages to best suit your needs. A courtesy follow-up call by The ManBank Customer Service Staff
will occur after the 12-hour period to assess interest levels.
We are committed to ensuring maximum return for your investment.
Thank you for your interest in The Man Bank. Please don’t hesitate to contact us if you have any questions. We look
forward to pimping you out.
For further information please contact:
ENDS
GUYS – are you wondering where all the ladies are?
GALS – are you sick of all the good ones being taken?
Are you dateless due to the MAN DROUGHT???
Whatever your dilemma, The ManBank is here to here to help.
What is The ManBank you ask?
The ManBank are dating specialists offering comprehensive and exclusive representation in New Zealand’s world of dating.
How does The ManBank work?
To quote Michael Jackson in his formative years, it's as easy as A... B... C...
A. Single, hot, heterosexual men deposit themselves as collateral into The ManBank’s burgeoning coffers.
B. Single, hot, heterosexual ladies open a ManBank account for a nominal fee.
C. The ManBank organises the dates.
Complete confidentially assured.
Simply fill out the form – Collateral Assessment for the blokes, Account Application for the sheilas. Please be
comprehensive and truthful with your details.
On receipt of your completed form a ManBank Customer Service Staff representative will contact you to organise a
face-to-face appointment with The ManBank Manager. The Manager will make sure you are not a killer or ryhipnol pusher or
are laden down with way to much baggage, and of course discuss your dating needs.
LADIES – Open your ManBank account in October for FREE!!
As a special introductory offer, for the entire spring-fever month of October, we are waiving the $20 ManBank account
fee for the ladies.
Feel free to pass our information onto your friends... the more the merrier where The ManBank's concerned.
We look forward to hooking our ladies up and pimping our boys out!
Your friendly divas of dating,
Angela Aphrodite Troy
ManBank CEO
themanbank@gmail.com
Cleopatra Jane Matahari
PA to The ManBank CEO
themanbank@gmail.com
Disclaimer:Although The ManBank expects daters to adhere to The ManBank Dating Code of Conduct,
we accept no responsibility for dud dates.
The ManBank TESTIMONIALS
The ManBank has many happy customers, but we’d like to particularly thank the daters below who have volunteered to write
down their experiences.
I’d been dateless for months and more than just a little frustrated. Was I to be another victim of the New Zealand man
drought? It wasn’t until I opened my ManBank Easy Dater account that I discovered just how much fun dating could be! My
calendar is no longer empty and drab, it’s chock full of excitement. I can set how many dates I want and the friendly
ManBank Staff make sure that I always have a great date any night or day of the week. Thank you ManBank you’ve saved my
dating bacon!
Flora Greenwood
PR/Communications Rep, Northland
‘I used to be too shy to date. Often I’d be passed over for my more extroverted friends. But then I opened my
Once-Is-Never-Enough Dater account at The ManBank. They took all the embarrassment and extroverted friends out of the
equation. Now I just turn up and there’s always a hot, fun, interesting date waiting for me. I’ve never had a dud from
The ManBank. This is the best investment I have ever made!’
Coco Agnew
Policy Analyst, Ministry of Health, Karori
‘I met Angela Aphrodite Troy, The ManBank CEO, out socially recently. I chewed her ear off about the lack of women in
town. I told her how I’d been out earlier that week, had money in my pocket and I’d made an effort in the hope that I
might stumble across some lovely ladies. But I was bitterly disappointed. Seemed to me all the ladies were at home,
watching dvd’s and crying into their duvets about this man drought tosh. So, you can imagine how excited I was to meet
Ms Troy and hear about The ManBank. I deposited myself on the spot and can’t wait to begin.’
Jake Collingwood
Builder, Berhampore
‘I was terrified when my friend opened up a Risk Taker account for me at The ManBank. I’d never really done the dating
thing much before and I was really nervous. But my first date from The ManBank, was awesome. We drove to Martinborough
for an afternoon and had heaps of fun. I remembered Cleo Matahari – PA to The ManBank CEO’s great advice and really made
an effort to enjoy myself. I now wonder why I was so pig-headed about not dating in the past. If you’re a bit unsure,
don’t sweat it! The ManBank is for you.’
Deidre Vauxhaul
Personal Trainer, Mirimar